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Today 2:46 am

Baeeee!!!

🍅💦😘: Wft, Haruno!
🍅💦😘: It's nearly 3 am

I'm scared!
Urg!
Damn you, Piggy!

🍅💦😘: Im confused

Ookie
So here's some background info

🍅💦😘: I don't remember asking for any
🍅💦😘: 😑

😤
Anywayssss
Ino-pig is at my house for a sleep over
She come here after the city event thing

🍅💦😘: And?
🍅💦😘: Does she look scary under all that makeup?
🍅💦😘: It's that why u are scared?

No!
I hate to admit it, but she looks fabulous even without make up
😳

🍅💦😘: 🙄

Yahhh
Soo we were telling scary stories
And I'm not afraid of much-
Except for...

🍅💦😘: Ur mother when she's angry?
🍅💦😘: Angry mom's are scary

Tru
But that's not it
I'm afraid offffffff
p i d g e o n s

🍅💦😘: That's strange

Have u seen their beedy ass eyes?
And the way they walk?
Urggh! Sends shivers down my back
It's pretty irrational tho

🍅💦😘: Aa

That's all ur gonna say?!

🍅💦😘: I guess so

Nuuuu
Comfort me, babyyy

🍅💦😘: Sakura, I need to sleep

Just a few minutes???
😭😭😭

🍅💦😘: R u gonna keep asking until I give in?

That's my plan

🍅💦😘: Usuratonkachi

Lololol
Ur sounding like Sasu ☺️
He says that a lot

🍅💦😘: I've noticed

Mhm
Can we talk about (y/n)-san?!?!?!

🍅💦😘: Sure?
🍅💦😘: She seems alright

She's one lucky lady

🍅💦😘: Nah
🍅💦😘: Kakashi-sensei's lazy ass is probably more lucky

Fair enough
Oooo, but I'm pretty sure their both hella pervy

🍅💦😘: Considering they read that porn book
🍅💦😘: In public, and without shame
🍅💦😘: Yep

Yeahhh
I'm still wondering if Kakashi-sensei bangs her with his mask on...
😶🤡

🍅💦😘: 😑
🍅💦😘: Actually....
🍅💦😘: I've been wondering as well...

I'm sure everyone is
Waitttt
That means you were in that room with mee!

🍅💦😘: Yep

Frick
That don't help
All the black haired guys from homeroom were there
😑

🍅💦😘: Mhm

Perhaps (y/n)-san has a mask kink
I mean, they both have a daddy kink
Yeppp

🍅💦😘: How tf do u know that???

Remember when we all left the room
And Kakashi-sensei and (y/n)-san stayed back?

🍅💦😘: Yeah...

Mhm, so I thought I forgot my phone
So I went back to check if I left it there
And guess what?

🍅💦😘: ?

I'm kinda scared now
Need some holy water
🤡😭💦

🍅💦😘: Shīt
🍅💦😘: Something has scared Sakura and made her feel dirty 😶
🍅💦😘: Wow 😑

😭💦😳
Make-out tactics sure taught them well
Kakashi-sensei had her pinned against the wall

🍅💦😘: Poor wall-chan

I will never think of that wall the same anymore 😞

🍅💦😘: Bruh moment

Thankfully, nobody was naked 😶💦💋
Just lots of making out and moaning

🍅💦😘: Must have been traumatizing

Sure was

🍅💦😘: How did u find ur phone?

Turns out
Naruto stole it from me

🍅💦😘: How did u get it back?

I threatened to tell his mom 😎

🍅💦😘: Damn
🍅💦😘: Kushina-san is scary

Damn right
But she's also the sweetest thing in the world
Probably one of the best moms ever
☺️

🍅💦😘: I guess so

Sasu's mom is pretty cool too
She is great
But then again, she won't let Sasuke-bae in a room alone with me...

🍅💦😘: Thats...
🍅💦😘: Sasuke-bae 🤡

Well, she's fine with it as long as the door is left wide open

🍅💦😘: 😶

We still love her ☺️

🍅💦😘: Wholesome

Tojfinjidjjuijj

🍅💦😘: ???

This is the Queen, Ino Yamanaka!
I took the phone from Forehead because she need some beauty sleep!
The girl stays up late too often!

🍅💦😘: Oh

I expect more sympathy from a 'best friend'

🍅💦😘: Isn't this the same reaction that would come out of ur boyfriend?
🍅💦😘: Sai the emotionally retarded

Heyyyy
Don't treat Sai like that!
He is wonderful once he gets to trust u!

🍅💦😘: He doesn't trust any one *but* u

Hmph
Go to bed
Heijdikdjidjj

🍅💦😘: Alright?

I'm back 🌸
Sorry about Miss Piggy
Ehhh

🍅💦😘: She told me u stay up late
🍅💦😘: Often
🍅💦😘: Go sleep

Aww darling is worried about me!
Fine, I'll sleep
Gn! 💋
Read 3:03 am

🍅💦😘: Oyasumi