♫︎𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝♫︎ (𝚂𝚊𝚒𝕠𝕦𝕞𝕒)

𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚊 𝚊𝚕𝚕

Just A quick thing that happened to me in my history online class today! I swear it's funneh (funny as funneh >:3)

*Random classmate just being interrogated on H!tler and the third reich*

Me chatting with my friend: GURL IT'S FUCKING 11:03 THIS HOUR SHOULD BE FINISHED ALREADY THREE MINUTES AGO-

The teacher: okay now *insert author's name or whatever here* I want to ask you this question.

My brain: LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT-

Me: uhm....yes teacher?

teacher: what are the differences between the rise of the nazi germany and the rise of the fascist Italy that we studied a week ago.

my friend typing something: don't say what you want to say-

Me: Oh well it's simple. Germany was in a republic. A weak republic and H!tman was angered as hell just because he didn't went to ★luxury frech art academy★ to even cut his mustache like a sort of angry mexican. While in Italy....

My brain: HELL YES

my friend still typing: you need holy water, YA NEED HOLY WATER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

me: Italy is Italy.

Has the script of history says.

It will always have a bad governement.

And I mean.

THAT'S SO FUCKING TRUE.

First Giolitti with his 'gneeeee north is best from south yeeeeeaaah' like a stupid that pretends that Catalonians aren't spanish.

Then Three stupid kings that what did they do? Just increase their mustache so they would look mean. Especially the second one. I swear I will kill him. Oh no he's already dead-

But anyway THEN BENITOE MUSSOLIN! THAT WAS JUST- A FAT DUCK- A UGLY FAT DUCK THAT KILLED ITALY COMPLETELY.

and then now.

Now.

FUCKING NOW WHAT THE FUCK ON EARTH DEVILISH GOSH DAMNIT IS HAPPENNING?!

RENZI WITH HIS 'FïRST RæCTïON SçœHK'

BERLUSCONI THAT WANTS TO BE AGAIN THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC. FOR THE FUCKING FOURTH TIME. AND HE'S AS OLD AS QUEEN ELISABETH II.

MATTARELLA THAT IS NOT GIVING A FUCK AT ALL.

AND lastly conte and draghi.

Conte and draghi....

conte and draghi...

THE REPUBLIC FELL DOWN DURING A FUCKING LOCKDOWN LIKE- THE FUUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT.?! WHY?! WHY WHY! I SWEAR TO GOD ONE DAY I'LL FUCKING THROW DRAGONS AT DRAGHI, MELONI AND RENZI FOR WHAT THEY DID, THOSE DESTRA RACIST-

teacher: okay *author's name again- * that's a very intelligent answer there.

me: thanks teacher!

My friend: And I oop- teach me-

The rest of my class: