@LuminaNeko ClawStrike: YEEEEHAAWWW! GO BEE! NOW ANOTHER DARE! THIS IS FOR U RATCHET! I'm sending you an invitation to be our next star dancer, only you are to be turned human for this. And of course imma never forget Optimus, he gets a front row seat to watch I sent him the seat ticket. GOOD LUCK!
Sidescreen: *Snickers as he sees Optimus smack Ratchet's aft and get hit by a flying wrench when he tried to get away after he did it* Optimus has a death wish!
Ratchet: *picks up his wrench* Yes Sidescreen he does!
Sidescreen: *surprised* Huh? You heard me?.....Oh right the whole super hearing thing!
Ratchet: *grumbles* It's not super hearing
Sidescreen: *looks at dare on data-pad* Yes sure it's not *look up at Ratchet* Ratchet you have a dare ClawStrike has sent you an invitation to be our next star dancer? Only you are to be turned human for it!
Ratchet: *surprised* Why? I can't dance!.....I DON'T DANCE!!!!!!!!!
Sidescreen: *deadpan look* Well that must be a lie or you wouldn't have an invitation!
Ratchet: *growls under his intake*
Sidescreen: *turns to Optimus* Optimus ClawStrike has also got you a front row seat to watch!
Optimus: *faceplates light up* REALLY I GET TO WATCH RATCHET DANCE!!!!!!!!
Ratchet: *growls loudly* YOU JUST WANT TO STARE AT MY AFT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Optimus: *doesn't make optic contact with him* I don't know what your talking about old friend!
Ratchet: *glares at him* YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU FRAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!
Sidescreen: *looking at them* Alright as much as I like watching your lovers quarrel it's time for you both to go! *turns them into humans*
Human Ratchet: *glares* I hate you all!
Human Optimus: *looks at Ratchet's aft* Your aft still looks nice as a human!
Human Ratchet: *growls at Optimus* Your lucky I can't hit you over the helm with a wrench without risking killing you!
Human Optimus: *huffs* Your mean!.....*pouts* But you have such a nice aft!
Human Ratchet: *angry* YOUR A PRIME STOP TALKING ABOUT MY AFT!!!!!!!!!!!
Human Optimus: *looks at Ratchet and sticks out his glossa like a sparkling*
Sidescreen: *blinks at them* Yea i'm going to go now~ *walks off*
6 Hours Later Stage
Human Ratchet: *peaks out at the giant audience* I'm going to make a giant fool of myself!
Human Optimus: *looking at all the human females gushing over him* I am so uncomfortable right now!
Human Ratchet: *staring blankly at the scene infront of him* I'm going to punish Optimus later
Human Optimus: *feels a hand on his leg* Please stop touching me!
Human Female 1: *pouts* Aww~ But your just so handsome~
Human Ratchet: *looks at the female* I'm going to murder her later
Human Female 2: *places hand on Optimus's shoulder* How about you show us a good time after the show~
Human Ratchet: *looks at her* And her
Human Female 3: *purrs* I'm sure your a really big boy~
Human Optimus: *extremely uncomfortable*
Human Ratchet: *glares at the female* And definitely her! *voice darkens* They will all die tonight
Other contestants: *wide eyed* Uhhh~
Human Ratchet: *looks at them glaring* WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other contestants: *run away*
Human Ratchet: *huffs* That's what I thought!
On Stage
Human Ratchet: *standing in the middle of the stage*
Audience: *staring at him.....Judging him*
Human Ratchet: *kicks leg out making one of his shoes fly off and hit one of the females near Optimus in the face*
Human Female 1: OWWW!!!! *holding her nose*
Audience: *gasps*
Human Ratchet: *kicks other leg out sending his other shoe flying hitting one of the other females in the face*
Human Female 2: *hold her eye* OWWW!!!!!
Human Ratchet: *pulls out a sharp stick and twirls it around before 'accidently' letting it go hitting the third female*
Human Female 3: *sharp stick lodged in shoulder* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *gasps*
Human Optimus: *wide optic*
Human Ratchet: *starts doing an epic dance*
Audience: *blows up*
Human Optimus: *stares at Ratchet's aft everytime he turns around*
Human Ratchet: *something fly's out of his pocket*
Human Optimus: *gets hit in the gut by a flying wrench* OOF!!! *clutches stomach but keeps watching Ratchet*
