@theofficialbumblebee Ooh I also dare Optimus to read and react to my first book and the first chapter
Sidescreen: *Hanging upside down from a shelf pouting* I miss Blurr~
Sideswipe: *walks passed* No bot cares!
Sidescreen: *ignores him* Why did he have to leave~
Sideswipe: *groans* Primus shut up!~
Sidescreen: *snaps* YOU SHUT UP!!!!
Sideswipe: *gasps before huffing and storming off*
Sidescreen: *pulls out data-pad and reads it* Hmm~
Optimus: *walks over pouting*
Sidescreen: *tilts helm back to look at him* Hey Optimus!
Optimus: *stops and looks at him* Yes Sidescreen?
Sidescreen: *blinks* Why are you pouting?
Optimus: *moans* Ratchet's too busy for me!
Sidescreen: *sighs* Know how you feel Prime I'm finding it harder then I thought I would without Blurr nearby!
Optimus: *hums* His your sparkmate now isn't he?
Sidescreen: *smiles softly* Yes he is *sighs softly* Anyway give me your data-pad for a second!
Optimus: *confused but pulls out his data-pad and hands it to Sidescreen*
Sidescreen: *opens it and types in something* Here you have to read and react to this! *hands Optimus his data-pad back*
Optimus: *looks at data-pad and reads the title of what's on it* 'Optimus going to custody'? What is this!?
Sidescreen: *grunts* Just read and react to it!
Optimus: *grumbles about how rude he was before reading*
1 Minute Later
Optimus: *wide optic* WHAT!!!!
Sidescreen: *yelps at the sudden yell and falls off the shelf groaning slightly* I need to stop falling off things
Optimus: *looks at him* I DIDN'T KIDNAP ANYBOT!!!!!!!!!
Sidescreen: *blinks at him from the ground* Huh?
Optimus: IT SAID I KIDNAPPED A TRAIN!!!! *throws arms in the air* WHAT WOULD I NEED A TALKING TRAIN FOR!!!!!!
Sidescreen: Uh~ Hostage?
Optimus: *glares at him* WHY WOULD I NEED A TALKING TRAIN AS A HOSTAGE IF I WANTED A HOSTAGE I'D KIDNAP AND TORTURE A DECEPTICON NOT A FRAGGING TALKING TRAIN THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!
Sidescreen: *wide optic* Ok~ So~ You didn't take that well~
Optimus: *throwing some kinda fit* WHY WOULD A TALKING TRAIN EXIST ANYWAY THAT'S JUST FRAGGING FREAKY IF I WERE TO ENCOUNTER A TALKING TRAIN I'D SCREAM AND SHOOT IT UNTIL I KNEW IT WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Sidescreen: *blank look* And yet we are talking robots that can transform into talking cars and jets! But he freaks out about talking trains! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PRIME!!!!!!
Optimus: *transforms into his vehicle mode* Nothing! Now if you excuse me......*speeds off towards the exit of the scrapyard* I HAVE TALKING TRAINS TO HUNT DOWN AND ERADICATE!!!!!!!
Sidescreen: *stands there in shock for 5 minutes then* RATCHET GO STOP YOUR MATE FROM ATTACKING RANDOM TRAINS THAT HAVE HUMANS ON THEM BECAUSE HE THINKS THEY CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!
Ratchet: *stomps past grumbling* Stop fragging putting more stupid things in Prime's helm I already have to deal with every other stupid thing he does! *transforms and races off after his mate with his sirens blearing*
