My brain: Let's write another crack fic!
Me: No! Those lower the IQ's of everyone!
My brain: But not us!
Me:
Me: Let's do it.
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"Leon.... Are you immortal?" Uther asked, looking at the kneeling knight in the center of the room.
Leon paled. "I don't believe so."
Arthur frowned. "Literal seconds ago you where stabbed by a bandit and bled to death."
Leon thought for a moment. If he was immortal, he could take over Camelot with his fighting skills and never ending life. An evil smirk graced his face.
Merlin caught the knight's eye, and elbowed Gaius.
Leon stood to his full height, and drew his sword. "Yes, yes I am. No one can defeat me! No one!"
All the knights drew their swords. "We can!" They shouted in harmony.
Leon's sword when swish slash swoosh, and the knights fell.
Uther screamed, a girly scream, and Arthur drew his sword.
Leon giggled. "I am invincible!" (Anyone? No?)
Merlin sighed. "But your not."
He stood in the ring. "I can defeat you."
Leon cackled in disbelief. Arthur shouted for Merlin. Gaius took out his popcorn bowl.
"I'm immortal!" Leon jarred. "Only an immortal can kill me."
Merlin shrugged. "Ok."
Then he poked Leon with a cucumber, and the knight fell to the ground.
~~~
Me:
Me:
Me: That lowered my IQ as well.
My brain: Mwahaha
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Mergana Oneshots
FanfictionLike Mergana? I do too! Here are some Mergana oneshots. If you have any recommendations, pls comment, and I'll see what I can do. (Appropriate for all ages.)
