The Cheesy Pick-Up Line He Uses

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A/n: just don't puke if the lines are bad coz... U gotta deal with it! Err, if u want to..

Thomas: I was the first one to kill a Griever. Can I be the first one to kill your virginity too?
No no no... Y/n, don't fall for it...

Minho: You and I are like buttcheeks, even though there is crap between us, we still stick together.
Stick together? Like the 'super-glue' the crap becomes when it dries off?
Okay sorry. But I swear my crap never dried off.

Gally: If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

*hurl* Sometimes I really wonder how this shank 'managed' to get into the maze.

Newt: I wish I could get lost in the ivy of your maze.
Well, I really do wish that you'd get lost -.-
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Shout-out to Grin_Director who gave me great preference ideas.

And yeah, the Newt one was my own line. And the Thomas one too... o_o

But anyways, being pleased with you all for the 2k reads!!!!!!!!!

I'm transforming you into the magical unicorn who shits 'Maze Runner ivy'

You're welcome.

-Naynika

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