Me In The Maze

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It's gonna be weird... Really weird...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

*box arrives*

Newt- It's a girl... Another one

Minho- Teresa, you have to come in here!

*Teresa comes running*

Teresa- What?

Newt- It's a girl. I think she's dead.

Me- *suddenly gets up* Aaahhhhhh! Person!

Newt- *jumps back* Hey hey! Calm down.

Me- Oh my God! You're so cute! And who's that? *pointing to Minho*

Minho- I'm Minho. This is Newt, that's Gally, there's Teresa and this shank is Thomas.

Me- Teresa, hey, listen to me.

Teresa- What?

Me- Get. Off. My. Man. 

Teresa- *removes her hand from Thomas's shoulder*

Thomas- She's spooky. *runs away*

Me- Hey Minho, nice hair! Can I touch them? *goes to touch*

Minho- *starts backing up* Hey hey, don't be rude to my hair... 

Me- *touches his hair*

Minho- *screams* What the shuck? Aaahhhhhh! *runs of into the maze and never returns*

Me- Well anyways, Gally, can I lick your abs?

Gally- I uh... Have some work to do. *Runs off and crashes into a building under construction* *building falls on him* *dies*

Teresa- Are you crazy?!

Me- Chill woman! Ew, your voice sucks...

Teresa- What did you say? *comes to strangle me* 

*suddenly a Griever comes in and takes her away*

Me- Thank you Iron Man... Or should I say Hulk? Hmm, anyways, thank you Iron Hulk! * waves it goodbye*

Newt- *stares at me like I'm crazy*

Me- *wiggling my eyebrows* So I guess it's just you and me now.

Newt- I have to go klunk... *climbs up a maze wall and jumps* *dies*

Me- NOT FAIR DUDE! *whole glade crashes on me* *dies*

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Me- Anyone in here who hates me? *everyone raises hands*
Me- Well then, die bitches! *whole world crashes on me*

That was so stupid... I don't know what to say...
Comment please....
And show that vote button some love... Aww, it's shying away!
*vote button crashes on me*

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