Stupid Discord Short #1

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(Contains explicit words and maybe even mature topics. Also inspired by GiaDaBee)

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'Text': Whispering
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Badum: Discord Enter
Badim: Discord Leave

(3rd pov)

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Blake: Ayo.

Weiss: Yo.

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Yang: Hey. Am I late?

Penny: Nah, just getting started.

Ruby: *Tongue noises*

Weiss: Ruby, stop deepthroating the mic.

Ruby: I-

Everyone laughs.

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Cinder: Sorry if I'm late. Bandits were trying to steal my groceries a-

Penny: No one cares, bitch.

Blake: Wow.

Ruby: It hasn't even been five minutes yet.

Cinder: You little shit we're not about to do this.

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Nora: Hey!

Oscar: Yo.

Pyrrha: Hello.

Yang: Thank goodness.

Jaune: *coughs*

Penny: You good?

Ren: He said he was feeling a little sick.

Oscar: Hell nah. Nigga got corona.

Weiss: YO-

Blake: How the fuck you know about that shit that's in a completely different universe.

Oscar: Because I can.

Ruby: Jaune take your ass to the infirmary.

Jaune: I am.

Ruby: Oh.

Weiss: How the hell did they allow to have a computer?

Cinder: Oh, whoever has a phone or scroll is gay.

Ruby: Jokes on you I'm pansexual.

Weiss: I'm on my laptop. Plus I'm queer.

Blake: Tablet.

Yang: Computer.

Oscar: Laptop.

Penny: Does a holographic device count as a phone or scroll.

Cinder: Yes.

Penny: Well, I'm queer too so....

Pyrrha: Nora, Ren, and I are on computers.

Jaune: Fuck...

Cinder: Wow, Jaune is really-

Everyone laughed.

Jaune: Anyway, I wanted to know if anyone wanted to help me with my homework.

Oscar: Fuck no do it yourself.

Jaune: Wow.

Pyrrha: I'll help.

Jaune: Thank you, Pyrrha.

Oscar: 'Dense ass.'

Jaune: I'm sorry what was that?

Oscar: Oh, nothing.

Ruby: *Fart noises from mouth*

Weiss: Ruby, get the mic out of your ass.

Ruby: YO-

Penny: Let it go, let it go-

Cinder: Shut yo bitch ass pumpkin ass up. Ol' orange microwave having ass. Looking like a carrot. Get yo "Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man" face ass. Looking like a shrimp.

Blake: Pfft-

Yang: I should not be laughing this hard...

Ruby: Oooooh...

Penny: You know what?

Cinder: What?

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Ruby: NOOOO SHE LEEEEEEFT

Pyrrha: Is this something that usually happens in your discord server?

Oscar: Yep.

Cinder: *Background door opening* Oh shit.

Penny: *In the background* You wanna talk shit huh? Say it to my face.

Cinder: Yo, I was playing. I didn't actually mean it.

Penny: No you did. Say it to my face. Do it.

Cinder *slightly laughing*: No.

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Ruby: Welp, uh-

Yang: I am so horny right now.

Jaune: Uh-

Pyrrha: I-

Ren: *Cooking pancakes*

Blake: Why are you even-

Weiss: Yang please, we don't that information.

Yang: Y'all are okay with hearing it.

Ruby: K, but we're in a chat room with team JNPR.

Nora: I'm okay with that.

Oscar: Then get Freaky On A Friday Night.

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Jack: Yoooooooo

(Yo remember Alice? Her name Cherry now lol)

Cherry: Hey.

Weiss: How the fuck?

Ruby: How in the living shit, did you guys get in this discord server?

Cherry: Blake.

Blake: Listen, the server name is literally "Everyone is fucking allowed" so I decided to add them in.

Nora: Go Pico, yeah yeah, go Pico, yeah-

Ruby: Where did you hear that song?

Nora: From this game called Friday Night Funkin-

Yang: You just summoned him.

Jaune: Summoned who-?

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Pico: WHO SUMMONED ME?!

Jaune: AHHHH-

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Pico: What I miss?

Ruby: A lot.

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Penny: Pee pee poo poo.

Oscar: Penny no-

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