Alyssa
Logan
Stephanys
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"Missy"
"Missy? Sorry, no"
"Who this?"
"Logan, Stephanys"
"Oh hey!"
"Well, glad you think I'm such good company. This is the second time too. I might start to feel bad about myself now"
"It's not that I don't like talking to you"
"Then what is it?"
"Well, for one, I can't talk to Alicia cause y'all always stand sentry and never let me say hi and two, your sister is entertaining"
"Entertaining?!"
"...tell me that's not her"
"Unfortunately, I can't do that, my friend"
"Oh darn"
"Darn indeed. Busted!"
"Entertaining?!?"
"Er..um..."
"Nothing to say now that I'm here huh?"
"When did you even get here? Weren't you in the basement a second ago"
"I was and now I'm not. Problem?"
"No! Gosh why do you have to be so snappy?"
"Snappy? Snappy?!"
"Geez, is there an echo in here or something?"
"ECHO!?"
"See what I mean here Stephanys?"
"I'm not going to say anything else I will be incriminated further..."
"You just did"
"Did what?"
"Incriminated yourself further"
"WHAT DID I DO?"
"You didn't deny it and through the process of elimination, YOU AGREED WITH IT"
"Wha-I...YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN OKAY!? I WAS TRYING TO REDEEM MYSELF!"
"REDEEM YOURSELF?! WELL, YOU HAVE A SORRY WAY OF TRYING TO DO IT"
"I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING ANGRY BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID YOU'RE ENTERTAINING. THAT'S A COMPLIMENT!?"
"A COMPLIMENT? HOWWWW???? YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A TOY YOU USE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT, YOU DISRESPECTFUL HUMAN! And you wonder why I don't let you talk to Alicia"
*splutter*
"Cat got your tongue?"
"Ha, as if! I'm just trying to make sense of your nonsense"
"..."
"Oh boy"
"Look who's tongue the cat has now"
"I guess idiocy was passed from one brother to the next"
"Huh?"
"You're. An. Idiot"
"How?!"
"You NEVER tell a girl to calm down and tell her she's talking nonsense. NEVER"
"..."
"You better apologize"
"He can go apologize to a rat's tail"
"...was that supposed to be an insult?"
"And there he goes again! Boys never learn do they?"
"..."
"OWW! What was THAT for?!"
"Well, I can't hit the mongoose through the phone and you're the closest person"
*growl*
"I think I'll just kill you both"
"...me?"
"Yes, irradicate you both. So be ready, you won't know when I'm coming"
"Hol-"
*Your call had ended*
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A Of My Heart
Short StoryHe started out as a stalker and ended up a thief She started out as a general and ended up a Queen *********** {Book 2} Alyssa and Stephanys everyone! Can be read as a standalone but recommended to read You, Me & Pineapple Pizza first. Happy readin...
