"Beluga what the heck?! Why you always startin sumthin?!!" "It was that CiCi chick who started it! She was being so rude to me." "Well what the heck are we gonna do?" "We need someone who can fight." "I know someone like that..."
"You called up this ho ho ho??" Tanya was wearing her limited edition Sandy costume. "Nice to see you to Befruga." "Puddin cup, trust me Tanya knows her chizz." "Ya ya. Janitor by day prostitute crime fighter by night. So what you need?" "These two chicks from across the hood want a piece of us, so we need some protection." "Uhh thas all, here I got sumthin." Tanya pulled out a condom. "Well I best get goin." "Not that kinda protection!! Uh I hate this stupid skunk bag." "Gurl clam down I was just jokan. Here I bought a nice burrito from KFC. Inside dat burrito is a boom stick." "I dunno what tha heck dat is but I'll take it I'll take it." Tanya threw her arms up. "Hallelujah!!"
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CB and MDur: Chronicles of A Teen Pop Idol
RandomA story about hope, dreams, love, and pills.
