Crucifijo IX

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"Go for it, Ann!"

She tosses the frisbee high and diagonally, then it curves mid-air the opposite way. Dave gets a hold of it and passes to Sofia.

"Kit, Kat—"

"Fuck you, now I'm hungry!"

Luckily Trav manages to swoop in for a steal, and he passes to Kent. Kent makes a waist-low pass to Ann, and she cross-steps and throws under Rick's arm towards the end line. But Dave runs and hits the disc with his knee.

bruh

"Nice one, Dave!" shouts Kat.

"How much time left?"

"31 minutes left!"

"Come on, Crucifijo! VAMOS CRUSADOS! VAMOS CRUCIFIJO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY!"

"LOUDER, CRUCIFIJO!"

"VAMOS CRUSADOS! VAMOS CRUCIFIJO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

Dave stands tall and firm, ready to throw. Burgit was open and I bet you're sure he'll throw to him huh.

Well he did

and

he got it

and then Jhonathan slapped him

no not the frisbee him

and then Burgit dropped the soap

I mean the disc

dammit brain

why are you like this

anyway Jhonathan wasn't caught by anyone and he was gonna throw the disc again. And he did, and Kaitlyn got it.

"Thanks!" she says as she passes to Rick, who passes to Alec and where was she? Kinda close to the end line ofc so it wasn't a goal yet phew. And then she passes to Burgit and he taps the ground with the disc.

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY!"

"What's the score?" asks Dolan.

"Three-one. We're winning," says Larah.

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY!"

"They're pulling," says Kit. "Stay sharp, guys."

Alec throws a backhand flick and Kent catches it. He passes to Jhonathan, then to Nina. But Kaitlyn pulls and snatches the disc from her hand and throws to Alec, who makes a pass across the whole court to Burgit, who was standing by the end line.

bro wtf

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY!"

"Guys, we need a time out," says Nina.

"CRUCIFIJO - TIME OUT," says the ref.

They walk out of the field. "Guys, we need to shut down—"

"All of them. Yes."

"Kaitlyn, for one," says CJ. "There's also Dave, Alec, Burgit—"

"So all of them basically."

"Yup."

"Damn bro do you wanna concede?"

"We can make this an air battle. Get all the tall people in and only throw high."

"Hmm might work, we're losing anyway."

"Bruh that's such a Navio thing to say"

"Yeah, no, guys, it's worth a shot. Which means I'm getting Kit and Ann out of the game for Rosalind and... oh idk"

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