We're here.
"Ann!" shouts Jake. "You're in frisbee, right?"
"Yes, why?"
"Are you good at playing with wind, or nah?"
"Bitch, please. I can do anything!"
"Alright. Um, later!"
"Let's do this, Ann!" exclaims Teresa. "Even if it's still later, but... Who cares."
"Hey," says Nicole. "What's first?"
"Basketball bois. Volleyball and frisbee are later, sooo... Good luck! Wish us well in football, too."
"Yeah! Good luck, pare!"
"VAMOS CRUZADOS! VAMOS CRUCIFIJO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"
"HELLO AND GOOOOOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY!" shouts Dave. "ARE YOU READY TO COMPETE? ARE YOU READY TO TRIUMPH? COME ON, EVERYBODY! IT'S SPORTSFEST TIME!"
"WHERE ARE THE CANGREJOS?!" yells Matt.
"ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!"
"WHERE'S MY CASA DE CAMPANA AT?!" shouts Lad.
"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY!"
"CASA DE NAVIO, CAN I HEAR YOU?!" shouts Franziska.
"N-A! TO THE V-I-O! LET'S GO, NAVIO!"
"CASA DE CRUCIFIJO! SHOUT AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!" shouts Pat.
"VAMOS CRUZADOS! VAMOS CRUCIFIJO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOUUUUU!"
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN-"
"Bitch, please," comments Ann.
"Is there something wrong? Don't judge me, I like Sponjbob," says Nicole.
"ANYWAY, LADIES AND GENTS!" continues Dave. "I HOPE EVERYBODY'S READY, BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO START! HERE WE HAVE THE SCHEDULE... SHIT! WAIT, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!"
The schedule flashes on screen. Basketball boiz, Cangrejo vs. Navio.
"MISTER GRAYSON, I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT FRISBEE AND BASKETBALL BOYS FOR CAMPANA WOULD NOT BE CONFLICTING!"
"DAVE, THEY ALWAYS WERE. OKAY NOW SHUT UP," responds Grayson.
"UMM..."
"Let's be glad that Dave's graduating this year," says Ann.
"Well, then let's be sad that football's only gonna be seven players," replies Teresa.
"Just seven? So, like, three and a half players per team?"
"Bitch, can ye not-"
"OKAY KIDS... UMM-" stutters Dave. "BYE! BASKETBALL'S GONNA START SOON!" He runs offstage.
"Go Cangrejo!" shouts Ykielle.
"ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!"
"Fuck Cangrejo! Navio, you can do this!" shouts Kim.
"N-A! TO THE V-I-O! LET'S GO, NAVIO!"
"FUCK ALL THE OTHER HOUSES! LET'S CHEER FOR CRUCIFIJO!!!"
F in the chat for Campana, who has barely received and will barely receive any attention at all from this part of CrackFest 2019 onward through Crucifijo IV - V.
James Knight (Cangrejo) and Clyde Bernham (Navio) face each other for the tip-off.
The whistle blows. They jump. James grabs the ball and passes to Miguel, who dunks. Mark receives and drives through, passing to Joe, Navio's shooting guard.
"N-A! TO THE V-I-O! LET'S GO, NAVIO!"
3:12
Cangrejo - 11
Navio - 19
Miguel has the ball. He makes a pass, but Luiz steals. Aiden gets on defence immediately, and steps on his foot.
"CANGREJO, FOUL TO AIDEN FIGARO! ONE FREE THROW - NAVIO!"
"Cangrejo's nasty," comments Lakshmi. "I don't wanna watch. Who cares about shits like them, amirite?"
"IN THE MEANWHILE, ALL NON-PLAYERS MAY HEAD UPSTAIRS FOR BREAK!" announces Grayson.
"Yeah, let's head back upstairs," agrees Kath.
"I'll stay," says Ann.
"Yo, Angelika, let's watch badminton!" shouts Nicole.
Dang it, girl.
"...On second thought, I can't wait to drink more Jatorade."
"Okay, then let's all head upstairs!" cheers Lakshmi.
"Yeah, I have cheerdance things to do," adds Kit. "We may as well eat."
"COME ON, CRUCIFIJO! LET'S MARCH UPSTAIRS!"
Are we actually parading back upstairs just minutes after we just got down here? Okay, whatever. I'm cool with it
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CringeFest 2019: The Chaos
HumorThe four come back in SportsFest 2019 with 120 new 8th year high schoolers added and a Franc removed. November 11, 2018 comes the announcement of SportsFest houses for every new highschooler. February 4 and 8 bring up SportsFest week and preparation...
