January 12, 2019.
April walks into the classroom.
First day of classes in 2019 yolooo
Well shit, what's this weird shit on the whiteboard?
"CAMPANA CHEERDANCE: ALL DAYS MONDAY TO FRIDAY, 4-6 PM"
"CRUCIFIJO CHEERDANCE: ALL DAYS MONDAY TO FRIDAY EXCEPT WEDNESDAY, 4-5 PM"
Jee, I wonder which of these two has the higher chance of winning cheerdance.
"Hi, April!" yells Ann, dashing into the room. "I haven't seen you since last year!"
Me neither.
"Cheerdance practice, huh?" says Ysobel.
"What about Navio?" asks Orelya. "I want justice for Navio!"
"Think about us Cangrejo!" shouts Altheya.
"'Scuse me, mate," says Martyn, passing through. He writes shipt.
"CANGREJO HOUSE MEETING AT 4:00 PM TODAY NEAR THE CHAPEL.
ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!"
"Martyn!" shouts Ronald. "What if people spy on us?"
"Nah, no way they will."
"Pare chong bro," says Orelya, tapping Linsey's shoulder. "Wanna spy on them?"
"Sure, why not? Oh... But I have cheerdance to catch."
"Mate, if we lose cheerdance, we can make up for everything with the info we get from their house meeting."
"Holy shit— but I'm a cheerleading head. I can't—"
"Who the fuck cares?"
"Can I join you?" asks April.
"I dunno, can you?"
"Mate," Ann calls out, resting both hands on Ysobel's and Orelya's shoulders. "We're all in this together!"
"Shit, you guys were planning it too?" asks Ysobel.
"Uh, yes?"
"Well, then there's no point in it anymore, is there?" says Linsey.
"Guys, why would you wanna spy on Cangrejo in the first place?" asks Nicole.
"Because knowledge is power," Ann answers.
"You're in the Spark, right? And you said you're infinite in knowledge, right?"
"No, we know everything, because we're communists."
"Fine. You said everyone in the Spark is infinite in knowledge, right?"
"Yes, we know everything because we actively seek it. Guess what? There are only three Cangrejo in the Spark. Navio has four, and Crucifijo has six."
"And... The Campana?" interrogates Ysobel.
"Uh, well..."
Wait, aren't there more than 25 people in the Spark?
"Right, I guess we know who's smartest!"
"Hey, most of the Sparkers don't even pay attention in club meetings, not to mention they're fucking PTS fangirls. Guess what else is most of the club."
"Shatap."
"No, you—"
"I TOLD YOU TO SHATAP."
"STOP SAYING SHATA—"
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME OF ALL PEOPLE TO SHATAP!"
"SHATAP AND STOP—"
"SHATAP! SHATAP! SHATAP! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHATAP?!"
oofus doofus yayoofus
whens sportsfest, i cant wait. yeah it definitely aint skipping straight there next chapter wryyyyyyyyy
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CringeFest 2019: The Chaos
HumorThe four come back in SportsFest 2019 with 120 new 8th year high schoolers added and a Franc removed. November 11, 2018 comes the announcement of SportsFest houses for every new highschooler. February 4 and 8 bring up SportsFest week and preparation...
