Guess what? All Ann is doing right now is getting drunk on Jatorade while I'm here suffering in badminton. That's right, your local neighbourhood Leia Johns is gonna take over the rest of this chapter because fUCK JATORADE ADDICTS AMIRITE
A/N: I'm sorry about this young woman's behaviour, we don't encourage such hatred against Jatorade on this profile
"Hey Leia, can you do third set?" says Monica.
"Uh, okay, sure, but I didn't sign up for this—"
"Okay, thanks!"
fucking mønicammmmmmmmmm
"Let's do this, Crucifijo!" shouts Clare.
"Sure, why not," replies Leia.
"Can one representative from each house come here?" requests Coach Ripley.
Clare and Jaina (Navio) step forward.
"Tails," Jaina calls.
"Fine, okay then. Coach?"
She flips. The coin lands on tails. "Everyone, to their positions!"
A/N #2: I have to speedrun this because I know it was illegal for me to publish Crucifijo 4 & 5 so I have to finish this quickly. Also, I have to write the whole match in less than a chapter
(let's just ignore the fact that Crucifijo 9 of 2018 exists)
SET 1 - CLARE PARKER (CRUCIFIJO) VS. JAINA FOSTER (NAVIO)
Jaina tosses the shuttle upwards. She serves, but Clare smashes it down.
"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"
Why didn't they have her sign up last year?
They rally on.
5 - 3
"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"
I shoula expected this from playing against Navio.
Clare serves. Jaina misses.
Yep.
"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"
As for me expecting my house to cheer this much? Aw hell naw... Now I know what the hell Ann meant by "Crucifijo has all the cheerleaders"
Wait so what the fuck happened to our cheerdance team
Oh wait, I'm part of the cheerdance team
...
fuck
"Clara should just take over the whole thing," wails Monica.
"Tell that to Campana's badminton ace. They wrecked the whole thing last year," comments Josh.
"Who's that?"
"Kat Salitzer and Sandee Li. Those two... Aww man. Thank God we don't have doubles anymore, just mixed."
I mean, mixed are doubles too but I kinda get what you mean
"I thought there was only one?"
"I said 'they'."
"Hmph, fair enough."
9 - 6
Clare blocks the shuttle, and it lands on the Navio side.
"I guess you could call her a shuttleCOCK-BLOC—"
A/N #4: it was my cousin's fault that's in all caps please don't arrest me fbi
"Hey, no, stop," responds Leia.
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