CringeFest 2019: The Chaos

Campana VIII

"Good luck, Sandee!"

"Let's go!"

"I don't cave so easily, Li," says Monica. 

Sandee holds the shuttlecock, and serves, aiming for the left, and it falls.

They rally on... not really

12 - 0

"Gee," says Leia, with her hand stuck in a bag of buttered sour cream popcorn. "This is fun to watch."

"Monica hasn't even managed to touch the shuttle with her racquet yet, has she?" asks Kat.

"Nope, don't think so."

"I got a feeling this match is gonna take a while," says Brianna as she sees Coach Ripley marking off Sandee's 13th point. "Let me know when someone's winning."

"Alright," smiles Kat.

"Gee," says Leia. "I've heard that she's good, but I've never seen her up close."

"She's very perceptive," says Kat. "She's already pretty good. Have you seen her last year?"

"No, I was... not here last year. Why?"

"Oh, right. Well... all I'll say is, she was really good. Got a 14-point gap last year in her finals, and I guess she's aiming for a perfect 20 and no-hit now."

"...Yeah, I'm glad I'm not considering badminton next year—"

"It's fine! It's all about the fun, kid."

"Aw, shucks. I might end up just doing... I dunno... relay seems good."

"Yeah, whatever seems most fun for ya. We may be from different houses but you got my support," says Kat. "What sports are you doing?"

"First aid and cheerdance. Then I ended up almost having to sub someone for badminton."

"Oh, you're one of those lazy fucktards. Tsk tsk."

"Good one, Sandee!" shouts Brianna. She's on 16 points now.

"Man," sighs Abigail. "I'm gonna get ready for volleyball. See you!"

"Woop—" says Leia as Abigail steps over her foot. "Careful—"

"Bro."

"What?"

Sandee serves, and Monica hits it back. The former is visibly pissed — salty you could say. She manages to hit it back and score, luckily, but she's hella pissed.

"What happened—"

"You said the W-word, and that can make her lose the streak."

"Well then," says Leia. "Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop—"

"YOU. ARE. NOT. GOING. TO—"

"It's fine," says Sandee, about to serve after her 18th point. "I don't plan on losing the games, anyway."

"Alright. Well, I'm gonna watch football," says Leia. "See y'all."

"I think I'll go watch the dudes, too," says Kat.

"Damn, I've been left alone," says Brianna. 

Sandee scores her 19th point. "I concede," says Monica.

"Are you sure?" asks Coach Ripley. "You still have a chance—"

"Yeah, no shit Sherlock. I'm gonna go handle merch — see ya!"

wew that was uhm... interesting

are people just gonna concede every time I play against them from now on? :(

I am very sad. Nobody wants to play with me because I am too good at the sport.

Smh why can't people just play better?

Anyway, I will walk away now.

Bye bye.

:'(

actually before I leave, fun fact: This chapter has exactly 420 words!

well... actually not anymore :(

I am sad again for that reason.

Okay. Bye bye for real now :(