"Good luck, Sandee!" cheers Kat. "High five!" Sandee smiles and high-fives her.
welp... oh shit Kaitlyn's watching, and Kaitlyn watching me play badminton was a disaster last year
...
fUCK
A/N: This is why y'all shouldn't skip parts (if you did)
"Oh, it's you again..." mutters Sandee.
...
DOUBLE OH NO, IT'S THE SAME OPPONENT TOO!
"Hi. I'm ready to beat the shit out of you today!" says Rea excitedly.
"Nice joke," remarks Sandee.
"Oh? You think I'm a jokerist?"
What the fuck
"CANGREJO, SERVE!"
"Wait, it's starting now?!"
"SERVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT—" screeches Vick.
"Ah-" Rea pauses. She tosses and swings her racquet, but misses.
Wow, nice improvement from last year!
They rally on.
4-0
"Match seems balanced so far," comments Hana.
"Ya think?" replies Brianna.
"Woop! You can do it, Sandee!" cheers Kaitlyn.
Jesus fucking Christ
Sandee tosses the shuttlecock and hits. Rea receives it (barely) and it bounces off the net, back to her side.
This is going well
6-0
"Man, Sandee's good," remarks Vick.
"Have you played badminton before, Vick?" asks Andrea.
"A few times when I was like, 9," Vick answered. "I was... okay, I guess. I ended breaking my cousin's racquet, though. Why, you think I should join next year?"
Please don't, Vick
"...you should probably stick with basketball," says Andrea.
"Yeah, you're probably right," says Vick. Sandee exhales.
Sandee flicks her racquet to serve, and misses.
Shit.
7-2
Rea tosses the shuttlecock up, and swings backhand.
"Woop!" shouts Kaitlyn.
Don't you fucking dare—
Sandee stretches her arm and smashes the shuttle back to Rea, scoring a point.
Oh thank God!
10-6
Sandee holds the shuttle by the feathers in front of her, drops, and swings. Suddenly, Coach Ripley blows her whistle.
What
"You were stepping too close to the line," said Ripley. "Rea, serve next," she continued, marking a point on Cangrejo.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffgshhshsshhsgfgefsfffshfhffffffff
wRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"Sandee, don't get frustrated!" shouts Kaitlyn. "It happens to everybody! Have you watched volleyball?"
"NO I HAVEN'T YOU LIL' FUCK—"
"Stop being salty, man..." sighs Kaitlyn.
A/N: I dare y'all to call irl Sandee salty on her profile or something
15-9
"Yo, how's badminton?" asks Ann. "Who's winning?"
"You and Sandee've been friends since two years ago and you're still not sure who's winning here?" replies Vick.
"...Fair enough."
Sandee serves again. The shuttlecock swerves mid-air to the left right after it passed over the net.
Well, that wasn't supposed to happen... but sure
19-11
Come on! I can win this!
Sandee serves, and Rea hits the shuttle back.
"COLORADO SMASH!"
One... more...
Sandee tosses the shuttlecock up again and swings.
"Woop-woop!"
Then the shuttlecock hits the floor.
•_•
...
>:(
20-13
"EVERYONE! WE NEED TO CHEER FOR SANDEE!" shouts Kat. "C-A!"
"C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY!"
"ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!"
"SOMOS LUCHADORES CAMPANA! SOMOS LUCHADORES CAMPANA!"
"ANDALE-"
"Shut the fuck up, Vick," says Ann.
Rea, in one fell woop, quickly serves backhand and rockets the shuttlecock towards Sandee, but she steps back and hits. Rea crouches and the shuttle bounces over the net. Sandee lunges down and hits it again, with it landing a short distance past the net.
fINALLY
AAAAAAAAAAA
"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA! HEY HEY!"
"Dammit," curses Andrea. "Oh well, GG."
"Nice one, Sandee!" applauds Kat.
"What's next?" asks Sandee.
"We have frisbee in a bit less than an hour," says Kat. "You should watch us!"
"Oh, yeah!" chimes Hana, raising a gold pom pom. "GO, KAT!"
"Actually, thinking about it, even if we have a lot of people in frisbee, most of our players have conflicting schedules..." mumbled Kat. "God dammit Dave! What quarter are the guys in right now?"
"Around third, I'd estimate," Kaitlyn cuts in. "As long as none of our key players are in basketball girls, or football girls if there's overtime, we should be fine."
"Now that you mention football..." mutters Kat.
"Yeah, I know," says Kaitlyn. "Good luck, goalie. And, I'll just say, I've been practicing all-round for football, so you can count on me!"
"Great to know, Kaitlyn!" exclaims Kat. "What's your other sport?"
"Frisbee."
"Oh, nice!"
"And you, Sandee?" asks Kaitlyn. "What's your second?"
Sandee pauses. "...Merch."
Kaitlyn gives her a blank stare. ">:/," she says.
"Well, I'll head out to the field now," says Hana. "See y'all later! I'll be cheering for everyone!"
"Bye, Hana!" waves Kat. "Oh, I'll go get some water, too."
"So... Sandee," asks Kaitlyn. "Are you gonna hang out in the field, or...? I'm gonna watch board games."
"Sure, why not," she replies.
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