CringeFest 2019: The Chaos

Cangrejo IX

"Gee, I wonder who's gonna win," says Lakshmi.

"Crucifijo has all the tall people," says Ann. "I bet my bank account we'll win basketball, for sure!"

"Have you guys even seen yourselves in the mirror?" asks Nicole. "And how tall is Rica?"

"5 feet—"

"See? She's not that tall! Her height doesn't start with 6—"

"I mean, Mandee's on the brink of growing to 6 feet."

"Alright, I guess."

"Haha Cangrejo short," says Ann.

"Have you seen Campana's team?"

"Why?" asks Lakshmi.

"Angelika's five feet flat," says Nicole. "Then Lad's 5'7" but plays centre."

"She's their tallest?"

"Yep. Rest are about 5'3" to 5'5"."

"Oh wow."

"That's... not the best height for basketball."

"Yeah, but they managed to beat Navio just earlier, apparently."

"Oh?"

"Yep. They coordinate really well."

"Who's their point guard?"

"8th year. Dunno her name."

"Oh."

The whistle blows. Rica starts strong driving through only to fake a shot and passes to Kit who does the real shot.

"VAMOS CRUSADOS! VAMOS CRUCIFIJO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"Vick!" shouts Carrie, passing. She dribbles vewwy vewwy fast owo until she steps beside Jorge who was tryna block her and jumps. She had an opportunity to do a dunk but held back because smh— I mean uh she was trying to conserve energy and stamina yeah that's it :sweat_drops:

CRUCIFIJO: 65

CANGREJO: 83

"Five minutes left!" shouts Carrie as Andrea does another 3 point shot.

"We have a wider than 20 gap against Crucifijo," says Vick, casually snatching the ball away from Jaimie. "We'll be fine."

"BUT YOU SAID WE'RE GONNA GET 100 POINTS, RIGHT?"

"Okay," says Vick, doing a casual 3 point shot from the half-court.

"Bruh"

"ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!"

Rica is very angy now so she decides Vick no longer exists and just does another drive through and shot on her own, but it's not like it really matters anymore does it.

CRUCIFIJO: 70

CANGREJO: 94

"Let's get it, Cangrejo! About a minute left, can we get a hundred?"

"I am going to kick your shins, Gwen, of course we can!" says Vick.

But now Vick is being guarded very heavily by Jorge and so is everyone else. Rubye has the ball but can't pass to anyone.

"JUST SHOOT YOU DUM DUM!" shouts Carrie.

"Alright!"

So Rubye manages a 3 point shot yay

"ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!"

Jaimie takes the ball next and passes to Kit, but Andrea go slap and the ball ends up in Carrie's hands. She makes a pass to Gwen and she lays the thingy in.

"Nice!"

"Thirty seconds left!"

Rica does a normie shot and then the ball goes to Vick, who dribbles very furiously. People exist tho so shes kinda blocked

"Ten seconds left!"

Vick releases the ball, throwing it sideways.

"Nine!"

The ball moves in mid air wow so exciting!

"Eight!"

Andrea catches the ball

"Seven!"

Andrea prepares to shoot the ball.

"Six!"

Andrea shoots

"Five!"

The ball is still in mid air

"Four!"

The ball is still in mid air

"Three!"

Okay the ball is still in mid air but it's coming down now...

"Two!"

The ball lands right beside the hoop.

"One!"

Because of how time usually passes in stuff like these Vick manages to run, catch the ball, and tip for a rebound.

The whistle blows.

"Wooo that was clutch"

"Nice one Vick! Couldn't have won without you!"

"Uhm no shit Sherlock."

Vick flips her hair and walks away while drinking her Jatorade.

"You know what?" says Ann. "She's badass enough to deserve it."

"What that's illegal!"

"But I allowed it dumbitch"

"What's after this?" asks Lakshmi.

"Idrk board games maybe? And volleyball"

"Oh shit!" says Martyn. "Yo, Vick!"

"I'm sitting out the first set," she replies. "I'm tired."

"mmm alright, kinda disappointing tho innit"

"Fuck you."

ANDALE CANGREJO! DEROTARLOS!