CringeFest 2019: The Chaos

Campana VII

"Hey, Sandee! It's time for you to carry Campana in badminton again!"

"Yes honey..."

"We're against Crucifijo."

"Of course we're against Crucifijo! We're against Crucifijo like, half the time in the finals! And we win against them like, half the time too!"

"Sure, Miss Obvious."

"I'm taking first set, as usual," says Kat. "And you'll be second set. If we have to extend to a third set, let's let Brianna—"

"We won't have to. We're against Crucifijo, right?"

"Why?"

"I know the play styles of everyone on Crucifijo, and since the people who sign up for badminton are usually underclassmen, unless if we hear about some beasty Crucifijos, and we have not, I think your set should be good. Let's do our best!"

"Yep! Campana!"

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A! Campana! Hey! Hey! Campana! Hey! Hey!"

"Vamos Crusados! Vamos Crucifijo! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"Captains, come here."

"Heads," says Kat.

"Alright, then," says Monica.

Coach Ripley flips the coin. "Tails."

"Let's gun it, Crucifijo!"

SET 1: Kat Salitzer (Campana) vs. Abigail Ellis (Crucifijo)

Abigail tosses the birdie up, and hits for the first serve of the game.

"Is that all you got?" Kat smiles as she hits it back.

Then the shuttlecock hits the floor, and Campana gets a point.

"I'm gonna get water," says Sandee, standing up and leaving. Also might I mention that since I've never actually done chapter breaks in this series so far I don't think, let's just say some time passed, Sandee is now well hydrated and time passed. Did I mention that a bit of time passed?

"What's the score?" asks Sandee.

"6 - 2," says Brianna. "Kat's serving now."

"Wow, what an amateur."

Oh wow I haven't written badminton for such a long fucking time, I almost forgot to say: THEY RALLY ON

A/N: Definitely not because I didn't write Cringefest for a long time either :sweats:

phew. There, I said it

11 - 5

"Crucifijo's pretty good at this, aren't they?"

"Yeah, super! I mean, just look at that 6-point gap!"

"Guys, you're making the readers super confused," says Sandee. "Though to be fair, did anyone really think Crucifijo could win this?"

"Crucifijos, maybe."

"Heh. Sure, I guess."

Kat tosses the shuttlecock and serves again, scoring another point.

"This is gonna be a long game isn't it..."

17 - 11

"Gee, I wonder who's gonna win," says Brianna.

"I doubt we can win at this point," Sandee smirks.

"Come on, Crucifijo!" shouts Monica. "We can win this!"

"VAMOS CRUSADOS! VAMOS CRUCIFIJO! C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

The shuttlecock lands on Kat's side. "LET'S GO, CRUCIFIJO!"

"I can do better than that," smiles Sandee.

"Wow, you're arrogant—"

"Well, it's true. Because I'm the protagonist."

"Fair enough."

"Don't you mean we are the protagonists?" Vick butts in popping out of absolutely nowhere. (Btw, I chose Vick because she's wearing Soviet colours.)

"Dude, shut up. Kat's about to serve." Then Vick vanishes again. She's irrelevant now until she's relevant again next chapter. As in Cangrejo chapters not Campana chapters you knuckleheads, I think I already established that Vick's been stealing too much spotlight.

She tosses. She swings. Abigail flings it back. Kat crouches down to send it back again. Abigail makes a touch on the shuttlecock, but it falls anyway.

"F," says Brianna.

"MATCH POINT! LET'S GO!" shouts Sandee.

"Oh, it's just up to 20? Isn't it usually 25?"

"Even the author doesn't seem to know, so we go with whatever score she feels like doing and today it's 20."

A/N #2: Google says it's 21 but that's pretty weird and I don't remember it ever being 21, I'm only conflicted if it's 20 or 25 not fucking 21

Kat slams the shuttle down Abigail's side of the court.

"First set done, let's go, Campana!"