Bruh What The Fu- (AOT x OC)

Chapter 1.

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1ST POV.
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Man, I'm telling you, I have no damn clue how the heck I ended up there. So, picture this: I'm strolling back home with my Ma after a grocery run, and suddenly, boom, I'm flat on my back in the middle of a forest.

'Excuse my language but what the fuck?'

I blinked a few times, taking in the scene.

'How the heck did I end up here? These trees are frickin' huuuuge!'

I took a moment to really figure out what was going on.

'Alright, alright, alright, calm down! There's gotta be some logical reason for this, right? I mean, who goes shopping and then BOOM, they're stranded in the middle of a FREAKING FOREST?'

My breathing quickened, and I felt a wave of panic washing over me.

'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ALLAH, HELP ME - No, no, I promised not to freak out, but how can I not when I'm stranded in the absolute middle of nowhere!'

A sudden rustling sound jolted me out of my panic, and I instantly fixated my gaze on the source.

A deer.

What the fuck?

'It's kinda cute, haha – but, hold on a sec – A DEER?! IN AFRICA?! Is that even a thing? Wait, no, this can't be... Where the heck am I?!'

The deer stared at me.

I stared back.

It blinked.

I blinked too.

And then, it casually started trotting around like I didn't even exist.

Lil shit-

Hang on, why is it so small? I mean, it could practically fit in my han—

I blinked, then an eerie chill sent shivers down my spine.

'Ayo, why is it freezing out here?'

Slowly, I sat up, and—

'Subhanallah! I'M NAKED?!'

My instinct kicked in, and I instinctively covered my chest, but something was off... or rather, missing.

'WHERE ARE MY NIPPLES?!'

And, to my absolute horror,

'WHERE IS MY BABY MACHINE?!'

It took me a moment to collect myself. My eyes desperately scanned the surroundings, hoping to find my clothes or any clue as to why I was stranded in a forest with giant trees, tiny deer, and a serious lack of reproductive organs—