Meaning "Riordaverse, Randomness and Rock N' Roll"
WARNING:
You are entering the world of a fangirl!
Read at your own risk!
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I don't think anyone will ever read this but I m going to talk to the fantastic nobo...
Dear wonderful being who is resding this right now,
How are you? I hope you are doing great!!!
I HAVE SOME AMAZING NEWS!!! 2 WEEKS AGO I ORDERED THE DON ROSA LIBRARY AND IT FINALLY ARRIVED A FEW DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!
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NORMALLY, THERE ARE 10 BIG HARDCOVER VOLUMES 200-300 PAGES EACH!!! BUT VOLUME NO.2 HAD BEEN SOLD OUT SO I HAVE 9 OF THEM!
BUT ANYWAY THEY ARE ALL SO AMAZING!!!! FIRST OF ALL: IT'S ALL OF DON ROSA'S (MY IDOL!!!) STORIES IN CHRONOLIGAL ORDER STARTING FROM 1987. I LOOKED AT THE CONTENTS AND FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE READ MOST OF THEM. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL MY MOM CUZ THEY WERE VERY EXPENSIVE-
ANYWAY, SECONDLY: THERE ARE TEXTS ACCOMPANYING THE STORIES!!! AND THE TEXTS HAVE BEEN ALL WRITTEN BY DON ROSA HIMSELF!!! SO, HE EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT HOW HE CAME UP WITH THE STORY AND WHAT CARL BARKS REFERENCES HE HAS INCLUDED THERE AND MORE. AND AFTER THE MAIN TEXT, THERE'S A SMALLER ONE TITLED "INSANE DETAILS TO LOOK FOR" ABOUT EACH STORY! AND THEN IN THE END THERE'S A "D.U.C.K SPOTTER GUIDE" NXIWNDUWKFWIXBAOJCJWKZBA LIKE YK DON ROSA JUST WANTED TO SHOW HIS ULTIMATE RESPECT FOR THE GREAT DUCK MASTER (YK D.U.C.K. = DEDICATED TO UNCA CARL BY KENO ) BUT THE EDITORS SPOTTED IT AND ERASED IT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS THE ARTISTS'S SIGN, SO IN THE END HE HAD TO HIDE IT SO THEY WOULDN'T SEE IT. SO, IN MANY OF HIS STORIES THE DEDICATION DOESN'T NORMALLY EXIST BECAUSE THEY ERASED IT BUT IN THE STORIES PUBLISHED IN THESE SPECIFIC VOLUMES IT DOES EXIST BECAUSE THIS EDITION WAS SPECIALLY PUBLISHED SO THE D.U.C.K EXISTS EVERYWHERE. AND THE "D.U.C.K. SPOTTER GUIDE" INDICATES WHERE YOU CAN FIND IT EACH TIME 🥺
THEN AFTER THE TEXTS ABOUT THE STORIES THERE IS DON ROSA'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY! WHICH IS CALLED "THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DON ROSA" AND EACH PART'S TITLE IS A PARODY OF THE TITLES OF THE EPISODES OF "THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SCROOGE MCDUCK" JXIEOXBSODMWOX
AND THERE ARE ALSO ALL THE COVERS HE HAS DRAWN XUWBXIAOXNWISKWJX
YEAH I M VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT AS YOU CAN SEE-
Now, as I m sure you already know 90% of the times a movie is based on a book, it follows any other BUT the original plot and basically ruins the whole thing.
So, we are gathered here today to roast ~The Worst Movie Of This Kind Ever Created~
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DuckTales 2017
And yes it IS worse than this trash that dares to call itself "the Percy Jackson movies" trust me!
Really, this series just don't deserve the honour of even existing in the same chapter with Don Rosa's masterpieces, but I have been wanting to roast them for a long time now so...yeah.
