More Puns (Idles)

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Author: Wrote a part 2 of this because why not? 🤷‍♂️

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Scenario #1: Guitar Lessons (Rose)

Y/N: Hey babe I'm ready for my next lesson!

Rose: That's great! Just pick up the guitar over there! *Points toward the instrument*

Y/N: You mean the guitar that is... on the ground?

Rose: OH MY GO-

Scenario #2: This is your pun-ishment (Seulgi)

Seulgi: Y/N dear... I am sorry it has come to this but...

Seulgi: I cannot tolerate your agonizing jokes any longer, okay?

Y/N: Oh, are you going to pun-ish me?😏

Seulgi: No, no, no, I'm no- *Realizes Y/N said a pun*

Seulgi: Wait... Y/N was that a pun?

Y/N: Yep

Seulgi: Then yes, Y/N, I am indeed going to punish you...

Y/N: Are you going to send me to...

Seulgi: Y/N don't do it...

Y/N: The punitentiary? Or perhaps...

Seulgi: Y/N please no...

Y/N: The pungeon?

Seulgi: Y/N, your tearing this relationship apart!!!😣

Y/N: Yes, my puns sure are... tearible. *Rips apart a piece of paper*

Seulgi: *Takes a deep breath*

Seulgi: That's it Y/N... you asked for this. *Leaps toward Y/N and pins him to the floor*

Y/N: Woah, babe it's just a joke!

Seulgi: Oh no... baby boy, you had your warnings but you didn't take them seriously... *smirks evilly*

Y/N: (Oh god, what have I done...?)

Author: And I'm pretty sure you all know what happened next... anyway, next pun!!!

Scenario #3: Snow (Winter)

Winter: Wah! Baby, it's snowing! *Runs around the snow*

Y/N: Yeah, any time it will be...

Y/N: Winter

Winter: *Takes a deep breath and approaches him*

Winter: Well Y/N since it's the holidays, I forgive you for that terrible pun. *Smiles*

Y/N: Wah, babe! That's very... generwreath of you!

Winter: *Clenches fist and grumbles mentally*

Scenario #4: Chocolate Kisses (Chaeryeong)

Y/N: *Eating a bag of chocolate kisses*

Chaeryeong: Babe can I have some?

Y/N: Okay. *kisses Chaeryeong on the cheek*

Chaeryeong: Babe, what was that for?

Y/N: I just gave you kiss...

Chaeryeong: But tha- *Realizes what Y/N means and blushes madly*

Y/N *Chuckles*

Scenario #5: Cooking (Haseul)

Haseul: Wow smells really good boys! My members are going to love it!

Jungkook: You betcha!

Haseul: What are you cooking anyway?

Y/N: Oh, I'm just Jungkooking up some Kimchi.

Jungkook: *Laughs*

Haseul: *Covers her face and grumbles*

Scenario #6: Stairs (Saerom)

Saerom: Baby! *Shakes Y/N and he wakes up*

Y/N: What...?

Saerom: Can we go upstairs to our room so we can cuddle~?

Y/N: Sorry can't do that

Saerom: Why?

Y/N: Cause I don't trust those stairs...

Y/N: I think their up-to something.

Saerom: I really hate you sometimes...😓

Scenario #7: A Nightmare Prevention (JiU)

JiU: Goodnight baby~

Y/N: Goodnight *Lays head on her chest*

JiU: (Aww~ That's so cute of him~)

JiU: Babe why are you laying on top of me?

Y/N: Because I need a Dreamcatcher to prevent me from having nightmares.

JiU: *Sighs* That's my Y/N...

Scenario #8: If She Was Food (Tzuyu)

Y/N: Hey babe?

Tzuyu: Yes?

Y/N: Can I see your arm for a bit?

Tzuyu: Okay... *Raises her arm to Y/N*

Y/N: *Holds her arm and nibbles on it*

Tzuyu: Babe what are you doing?!

Y/N: Hmm... it's quite chewy don't you think chewy?🤣

Tzuyu: Y/N just where do you even get these ideas from?😓

Scenario #9: Soup (Momo)

Momo: *Hugs Y/N from behind*

Y/N: Yes momoring?

Momo: What are you making?

Y/N: It's a souprise~

Momo: *Laughs because she laughs at Y/N's puns*

Author: You all should know by now that Momo laughs at Y/N's jokes... LOL!!!

Scenario #10: Password (Nako)

Nako: *Turns on computer but she doesn't know the password*

Nako: Babe! What's the password?!

Y/N: It's your name!

Nako: *Types in password but the computer says it was wrong and it hints that it was too short*

Nako: Babe did you program it to say this?!

Y/N: Maybe... *Avoids eye contact*

Author: Okay, yeah the puns are probably bad but still I laughed while writing these scenarios. Anyway, see yall next time! Oh, and and don't forget to vote if you liked it!

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