A Promise Well Kept (A Zuko Fanfic)

3 - Return to Omashu

3 - Return to Omashu ☑️

(Author's Note: This is just gonna be three funny shorts between the three of you because there is no 'Zuko' scene in this episode and I want to move this along.)

Scenario 1:

— In a cave somewhere —

You: "..."

Iroh: "..."

You: "..."

Iroh: "..."

You: "..."

Iroh: "..."

You: "...how?..."

Iroh: "..."

You: "How?!"

Iroh: "..."

You: "HOW?!"

Iroh: "I DON'T KNOW! ...I don't..."

You: "...Zuko!"

Zuko: "What (Y/n)—? WHAT THE—?!?UNCLE?!?!?"

You: "Help me get your Uncle out of the wall."

(Author's Note: 10 points if you got this reference lol)

Scenario 2:

— In the forest somewhere—

Iroh: "(Y/n)? Did you eat the rest of the roast duck?!"

You: "No I did not. Zuko? Did you?"

Zuko: "Do I look that stupid enough to eat the rest of those leftovers to you?!"

You: "Don't take offense to that! I was just asking because I thought we had much more... in... there...

Iroh: "..."

Zuko: "What? What's wrong with you... two..."

You: "..."

Iroh: "..."

Zuko: "..."

Platypus Bear, with the leftover roast duck in its mouth: "..."

All: "..."

Platypus Bear, dropping the duck to the ground:

You: "RUUUUUUN!!!!!"

Scenario 3:

— In a town somewhere —

You: "Hey! Stop it! Get away from me!

Creepy Dude: "Aww c'mon sweet stuff~ Playing hard to get huh? I like a good game to play~"

You: "Blegh! I think I'm gonna be sick..."
Zuko: "Ahem... This guy bothering you (Y— uh Poppy?"

You: "Actually yes he was... but he's leaving now, right sir?"

Creepy Dude: "Pfft— You think this little scrawny boy is gonna stop me? Why don't ya come with a real man sweet stuff?

You: * visibly gags*

Iroh: "A real man would notice when the woman is uncomfortable and when to give up. Now, if you do not want a double beat down in the middle of the street, I would suggest that you return to your lovely maiden who is waiting for you to turn around."

Creepy Dude: "What'd you say, old man?! Why I outta-"

*SMACK*

You, Zuko, and Iroh: *wince* "Oooooooooo"

Girl: "OH SO THAT'S HOW ITS GONNA BE HUH?! FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMEN WHILE I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?! I'm sorry for his behavior. His mother will know about this immediately. YOU ARE SO GONNA GET IT!"

Creepy Dude: "WAIT NO! NOT MY MOTHER PLEASE! AHHHHH!!!"

You: "..."

Iroh: "..."

Zuko: "... What... What just..."

You: "I honestly have not the slightest clue for you..."

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Author's Note: Hey yoooo!!! Nothing to say except:
"I love you!"
"Hope you liked the book so far!"
"Go drink some water!"
"ONWARD!"

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Ending Disclaimer: Should be pretty obvious, but I am not an original creator of A: TLA, and I don't own any of the characters. I also do not own the A: TLA plot. Just changing up the story a bit and giving it a different point of view!