November 2022, Sword Art Online (SAO) is the first full-experience VRMMORPG to be published.
Chris a young french player got the pleasure to play the game with his friends Luckau, Koharu and Kirito. Until the truth has been revealed: the devs trappe...
Luckau lvl 32, Kirito lvl 32, Asuna lvl 30, Chris and Koharu lvl 26. Total cols: 202 503
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*Sound of teleportation*
Luckau: Bon mes amis, we arrived on the 3rd floor of the game and it's time for you girls to discover the first major campaign of the game which is...
Chris: *Cutting in* The Elves' War Campaign!
Luckau: That's right and don't cut me when I'm speaking Chris argh 😠, anyway, I consider that we must finish the quests quickly because I don't like this floor.
Koharu: What? The quests? Why?
Luckau: I mean, I like the quests but I hate the monsters of this floor that's all.
Kirito: Oh maybe it's because they're spiders.
*Unleash the Sword*
Luckau points his sword at him, menacing to attack him if he tells more.
Kirito: Hickkk!
With the word spider pronounced, the girls begin to panic too.
Asuna: Wait! Spiders?! 😰 I hate spiders!
Koharu: Me too! I hate them and a lot of bugs!
Chris: Well, Asuna, Koharu, normally a bug has 6 paws while a spider has 8 paws and it...
Luckau: *Yelling at him in French* CHRIS FERME-LÀ! SHADDUP! YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I HATE THEM SO STOP PRONOUNCING THIS NAME!
Chris : *Covering his ears* Already told to not talk like that in the morning and close to me! C'est bon, I understand you hate spiders! *Get punished*
Luckau has a black look and strikes his head as he hates these species so much.
Chris: *Receives hits on his head with Luckau's sword handle* Brutality over autistic people! Wait I will sue you after!
Luckau: Meh, I don't care *Proceeds to continue*.
Kirito: So besides me and Chris, you all hate spiders? ^^
Chris: Just look how I'm right now! Of course, they are!
Luckau: Oh bordel, I swear I will kill you twos if you continue.
Kirito: Spid... *get punched*
Kirito received an uppercut on his face but it was not from Luckau neither Chris nor Koharu but from Asuna...
Kirito: Aïe why?!
Asuna: Because like Luckau and Kohar, I hate these species! And look! *Showing her player's status* Because of you I have a Yellow status penalty for 10 minutes!
