Ek Duje Ke Vaaste

47. Flirt !

Hello ! Welcome to part 47 of the story... 

In the dorm Hall ;

Mallika was very angry and was throwing all things in hall over sumedh....

Sumedh : Are tum meri jaan ke peeche kyun padi ho ?

Mallika : (shouted throwing a cushion on him) KYUNKI TUMAHRI HARKATE HI AISE HAI ! Pehele to ladkiyon se sirf apni thodi bahot cheesy batein karte the tab tak toh theek tha... Lekin tumahri himmat kaise hui us kaali billi sohiba ke saath flirt karne ki... Kyun kiya tumne aisa? KYUN!

Sumedh : (saving himself) meri baat suno...

Mallika : kya suno ? Kuch nahi sunna mujhe maine apne aankho se dekha tumhe uske saath flirt karte hue... Tum... Tum samajhte kya ho apne aap ko jab dil karega mere paas aaoge jab dil karega us kaali billi ke paas chale jaoge... Or tumhara dimag bhi kharab ho gya hai jo us Make up ki dukan se jaake flirt kar rahe the... 

She picked up the flower vase

Sumedh : Are Mallika pagal ho gayi ho kya ?

Mallika : (shouted in anger) KYA !

Sumedh : (seeing her anger) Mera matlab hai ki gussa mujhse ho na toh us bechare flower vase ki kya galati hai use uski jagah rakh do... or shant ho jao... Please....

Mallika : CHUP KARO! Ek toh aisa kaam karte ho.. phir mujhe shaant rehne ke liye bol rahe ho....

She kept the vase back and turned around facing her back to sumedh While sumedh sighed in relief...

Mallika : Are itna makeup lagati hai mujhe toh lagta hai uske weight mein se 2kg toh uska make up hi hoga... Abhi jab pani feka toh fir gayi hogi jo utar gaya hai uspe adha kilo aur thopne...  Aage chalke pucca makeup brand ambassador banegi... Lekin us darawni 90's ki chudail ki shakal dekh kar kharidega hi kon ?

Uski shakal dekh kar toh mare hue insan ko bhi heart attack ajaye.

She keeps her one hand on her hip and immitates sohiba's walk ... Here sumedh keeps his hand on his mouth to prevent laughing seeing her... 

Mallika : Aise aankhe band karke chalati hai ki lagata hai samne koi hai hi nahi.. ek din dekhna gaddhe mein giregi mai toh kehti hun gadhe mein kya gutter mein giregi... Tab jaake aakal thikane aayegi uski... Huh!!!

Sumedh : (thinks to tease her little to cool her anger) waise ye uski ek aada hai style hai... Sundar dikhne ki tum nahi samjhoge...

Mallika : Mujhe ye sab bekar ki cheeze samajhne bhi nahi hai... Ha theek hai mai manti hun ki itni buri bhi nahi dikhti par tum aise hi kisi bhi rah chalti ladki se sirf uske achi dekhne ki wajah se usse aise batein karoge...

Sumedh : Nahi sirf achi thodi dikhti hai usme aur bhi bahot saare baatein hai...

Mallika : (turned towards him) Jaise ?

Sumedh : Jaise... (Taking steps towards her) Jaise uski baatein... 

Mallika started walking back...

Sumedh : Uski adaa... Aur...

Mallika : Aur ?

Sumedh : Uski nazakat...Aur...

Mallika : (hits the wall) A..Aur ?

He locks her between him and wall by keeping his hand on one side and looked deeply in her eyes...

Sumedh : Aur uski aankhe...

They had an eye lock for a minute which broke when mallika pushed him and he fell on the couch...