Izuku: are you goddess Aqua
Aqua: Finally, someone knows who the water goddess Aqua is
Izuku: oh, it is you, it's been almost a week since we met I think
Aqua: *It's Izuku, what do I do*
Izuku: hello? Are you good?
Aqua: I'm fine.
Izuku: Wait, why are you here
Aqua: Just... out of a stroll
Izuku: Aren't you a god, shouldn't you be stuck in that hub that gods have?
Aqua: Well...yes...uh...I- ha- uh
Izuku: Take your time.
Aqua: I was forced here watch over you
Izuku: What?
Aqua: You were deemed too powerful, and I needed to keep watch over your power
Izuku: *sigh* fucking fine whatever
Aqua: I kinda had to stalk you, but... well this happened
Izuku: So what now, you're going to join my party
Aqua: Correct!
Izuku: *Why did I say that. I jinxed myself* Just follow me to the guildhall, we need to get your ass registered. It's going to take like a 20 or so Eris(correction to the 2,000,000 It's probably not that expensive)
Aqua: I didn't bring my wallet...
Izuku: You have to be kidding me, I have money.
The two of them make it to the guildhall, Aqua getting registered as an archpriest with here above-average states, still not able to be compared to Izuku's stats, but it's still one of the best in the entire guild
Izuku: So you got archpriest, nice, we could use a healer on the team. *Wait, I have to split the rewards three-way, fuck...* I can guess that you haven't eaten yet and that you don't have a place to stay, right?
Aqua: you're going to cover for that, right?
Izuku: Sadly yes. Just don't go ordering meals for the entire city for yourself, we don't have a lot of money between the three of us
Aqua: Three?
Izuku: Yes, there's another party member, her name is Megumin.
Aqua: What's her occupation
Izuku: Archwizard
Aqua: So we got an archwizard, an archpriest, and an over-leveled adventurer
Izuku: Let's talk about this later, you still need food, right?
Izuku and Aqua went to order takeout(does takeout exist in Konosuba? Who knows) back to his house
Izuku: Hey, I'm back, brought some takeout as well.
Megumin: I was getting hungry...who's that
Izuku: That's-
Aqua: I am Aqua. An object of worship for the Religion Order of Axis: The goddess Aqua!
Megumin: Is she a goddess?
Izuku: I don't have anything that disproves it, nor do I have anything that proves it, so