Minecraft in real life

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Mista: Oh Izuku, you're up, can you take over for lookout, I'm getting tired

Izuku: Yeah, sure, wait, where are we?

Bruno: We're under a seat in a truck going to Venezia

Number 5: Mista! Number 2, and Number 3 are being total food hoarders, you have to tell them to share their hamburger with us!

Mista: What do you mean, bud. There's not a scrap of food to speak of in here...

some crumbs then fall on Mista's head

Mista: Where the hell did you two get that! Ugh, don't tell me!

*Outside of Coco Jumbo*

Driver: hmm? Now, where the heck could my burger have run off to? hmm, what's that poking out of the seat? A turtle? huh, what's this on its back

Mista then punches the driver in the face by sticking his hand out the turtle

*Inside Coco Jumbo*

Izuku: Woah! Woah! Woah! Calm down big guy, there's no need to punch a guy in the face

Mista: He found the god damn turtle, what else was I supposed to do?

Izuku: There's no need to resort to violence, you could've just waited and if he does anything then punch him. It wasn't like he was going to do anything

The truck then crashes and everyone feels the turtle shake

Bruno: What's going on

Fugo: Mista, you were supposed to watch the ceiling, what happened

Mista: I was getting tired so I told Izuku to watch

Fugo: Izuku, what happened

Izuku: Mista punched the driver in the face causing the truck to crash, *sigh* how are we going to get to Venezia now?

Mista: I'm sorry, the driver was going to find out who and where we are.

Izuku: That's not a solid reason to cause a car crash! We have to get out of the turtle and walk to Venezia or someplace with a car

After minutes of walking, they found a car rental,

Izuku: That's mighty convenient, innit bruv?

Abbacchio: What are you doing

Izuku: Just a bad British impression

Abbacchio: can you jot joke around

Izuku: fine fine

before they took a car Izuku said something

Izuku: I don't think we should just steal a car

Abbacchio: The fuck do you mean by that

Izuku: If we steal one car, that would be suspicious, but if we take all the cars and scatter their pieces all across Italy, we can have plenty of time to get to Venezia before they found out one of their cars were stolen

Mista: That kinda makes sense, but how are we going to get car pieces across Italy

Izuku: Give me a second, well more like 5 seconds.

Izuku then uppercuts all the cars

Izuku: Void Platinum: The World

Time is then stopped

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