All Aboard the Crazy Train

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When the gang meets back up, Bruno uses Sticky Fingers to connect Abbacchio's hand back to his arm

Abbacchio: Narancia, let me see the key I risked my life for

Narancia: Huh? Here. *throws key*

Abbacchio: Don't throw it. Ah! That hurt dumbass

Narancia: you're such a drama queen, I'd be happy my hand had any feeling at all given what you just went through.

Abbacchio: The damn thing's only been re-attached for 30 minutes, you idiot. So happy or not, it still hurts, but enough about that. "you safeguarded my daughter's life, and therefore, you have my gratitude. Go to Stazione Ferroviaria di Neapoli at binario 6 to look for the turtle near the water fountain and use this key. You are to take her to Venezia by train." Post-Script says "Directives will cease once we've arrived in Venezia" What the hell are we supposed to find at this water fountain

Bucciarati: Don't know, but the boss said that there was a way to travel under the enemies' radar. It'll be risky but we have to trust him

Narancia: Speak of the boss, do you think he's maybe already there, I mean it kinda sounds like it

Bucciarati: That doesn't concern us, our focus is on finishing the mission, there's a train down for Firenze in 10 minutes that we don't want to miss. Mista, are we alone?

Mista: Looks like we're in the clear for now.  Once we get to the station though, bet the place will be swarming  with rats ready to snitch

Izuku takes a swerve turn to the right suddenly

Mista: Please miss, you gotta forgive fugo, he didn't mean to come off as an overeager horn dog. I know it seems like we hit the brakes when this man here could peek at those jaunty jiggle sacks, but I give you my word that's not it, blame is weakness in the face of-

Fugo: Shut up would you, I was bracing for impact, and you're making it sound like I was trying to cop a feel

Mista: Just promise me you won't tell the boss!

Izuku: What the hell is happening back there?

Narancia: The turn you just did, just made Fugo fall face-first into Trish's chest

Izuku: Why didn't you guys hold on, I know there aren't any seatbelts in the back, but you could at least hold on to your chairs or sth.

Abbacchio: enough talking, we need to get to the train station

Izuku: got it.

*time skip to Bruno trying to find where the key fits*

Izuku: Bucciarati, it's getting close to departure time, is something wrong?

Bucciarati: This is the only water fountain here, I'm sure about that. But there's no way this thing was designed for this keyhole, and look at this, you don't even need a key to open it, it's nothing more than an access hatch

Izuku: Didn't the scripture on the key talk about a turtle, because I see a turtle with an oddly shaped hole in its shell, it seems to be a perfect fit for the key

Bucciarati; What turtle? *Bruno sees the turtle* Wait, you're right! That must be it, "binario 6", "turtle by the fountain", That must be it! I'm taking the turtle.

Bucciarati takes the turtle and runs into the train. 

*Timeskip to inside the turtle*

Bucciarati: the key wasn't made to fit in the keyhole, but it fit perfectly in the shell of this turtle. Somehow, that activated turtle's special ability, the key seems to function as a portal to an alternate space where we can remain unseen.

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