Swapped ☹ Muke

05

:: Luke ::

I watched Michael -- well myself, it's so unusual -- walk into the room and frowned slightly at his saddened expression, I'm sure if he were in his own body he would be clutching his stomach and looking at his feet.

If he could see them.

Who am I kidding he's not all that fat, being in his body I've noted how skinny he actually was. It's probably not healthy, but I couldn't magically change that.

I was starving at the moment, but I didn't dare touch food because Gordon kept telling me how fat Michael was, how he needed to lose weight.

So I agreed.

"Ground roots right?" I asked as he nodded.

"Let's each make a list, it would be easier than explaining it only to forget." He mumbled grabbing a notebook from his side table and throwing it at me after taking a piece of paper for himself.

I glared at him grabbing a pen and looking down at the sheet tapping my lip with the end of the pen. It felt so weird as it didn't hit my piercing, just Michael's rosy lips.

Luke's list of rules :

1. Don't starve me, I like myself the way I am.

2. Always avoid my mother.

3. Don't screw any guys, I'm straight.

4. Don't go around shirtless, I'm a little self conscious because I kinda have backne -- LAUGH AND I WILL KILL YOU CLIFFORD.

5. SHOWERING IS EYES UP, DONT LOOK AT MY DICK, DEAR GOD I WONT BE ABLE TO LIVE KNOWING YOUVE SEEN MY DICK.

6. Lay off the pizza bro, I down want to be as greasy and fat as you.

7. DONT DYE THE HAIR.

8. No sexual twitter posts.

9. Make sure I look hot, meaning don't rub your ugly off on me.

10. Be fucking happy that you're living in the Luke Hemmings' body.

I smiled contently looking up to see Michael pulling my lip ring between his -- my -- teeth and scribbling aimlessly.

I watched him write and paid close attention to my facial features, the stubble in my chin to the way my eyebrows were untamed, I looked messy -- but hot.

Michael looked up at me and blushed as I was so focused on him.

Don't flatter yourself Michael, I'm checking myself out. (A/N : Kanye is dat youu??)

"Here." He mumbled passing the paper to me in exchange for mine.

Michael's rules for Lucifer :

1. Ignore Gordon, he's a pain but he's easy to handle.

2. When mom calls don't mention Daryl.

3. Try to eat, but do small bites and chew slowly -- it helps keep it down.

4. Don't look below the waists, I don't care how straight you are but it'd be awkward.

5. Medication, I'll have the weekly planner set up for you.

6. DO NOT TEXT ANYBODY BACK EXCEPT CAL, ASH, OR MUM.

7. Try to keep Daniel nearby, he helps with breakdowns/panic attacks.

Shit.

8. Don't be straight dear god I don't want to touch a vagina.

9. Avoid twitter at all costs, please.

10. DO NOT. TAKE OFF. THE. BRACELETS.