Swapped ☹ Muke

About Me / Upcoming Stories / Character Ask?

^^ That's my face ft. the time I tried to be a dude and turned into Jesus.

Also my names Jordan and I'm fifteen, I love Nutella, booty, Michael Clifford, and your mom.

YOYOYOYOYOYO. So like this story only has about 5-10 chapters left and I was thinking "hey let's have my fav bitches ask questionsss."

So like ask away nuggets (:
- that kittEN THAT SHOULD BEAT LUKES ASS aka Michael
- the dudE WHO NEEDS TO SUCK A CACTUS aka Luke
- Calum
- the totAL SWEETHEART aka Ashton
- queen Liz
- Gordon aka ew
- Jordan aka me

Also i know I haven't been updating lately but we've been doing testing daily at school, then I've been kicked out and all this crap so I haven't had time. BUTBUTBUT I'm outta school in a week and then I'll be updating way more.

Also there's going to be new stories and like wow I feel like putting some of the blurbs on here bc I'm a boss ass bitch like that.

Monster (Muke) :
❝I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed.❞
❝Luke are you on drugs?❞
❝No do you want to meet Michael? Mi-- quit being a stuffed cat and get your ass out here.❞

It Wasn't Me (Lashton/Muke) :
❝Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom door.❞
❝Bro I didn't need that mental image.❞

Hallelujah (ot4) :
❝No one wants you when you have no heart.❞ said the boy as he pulled a pack of cigarettes from his pocket.
❝I'm sitting pretty in my brand new scars.❞ said the boy in the large sweater.
❝My life started the day I got caught under the covers with secondhand lovers.❞ said the boy in the short skirt.
❝I love the things you hate about yourself.❞ said the priest laying a soft kiss on each boys cheek.
And soon they found themselves fucking in church every weekend.
(Tbh I'm not completely sure (though Mel gave me an idea that I'll probably use) who should be who but could totally use some input.)

Wishlist (Muke) :
Where Michael wishes for a hot band member to be his boyfriend and gets stuck with a guy from his least favorite band.

Virginity Games (Malum/Mashton/Muke) :
❝I broke my rules for you, I fell in love with you.❞
❝You probably said that to the rest of them.❞
❝Nah I told them I had aids.❞

Dead and Deadliest (Muke/Cake) :
❝Michael that's not him, he's dead.❞
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Where Michael is dead inside because his boyfriend was a cunning killer and was killed on death row.
So why is he suddenly seeing him around with another boy?

Fuckmates (Muke) :
❝I don't want to be just a fuck to you.❞
❝I don't want to be more than just a fuck.❞
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Or where bandmates with benefits turns out to be harder than (LUKES DIIIICK) two boys expected.

Year 3000 (Muke) :
❝I've been to the year three thousand. Not much has changed but they lived underwater. And your great-great-great-grandson is pretty fine.❞
❝touch my grandson and your dick will be bent at a ninety degree angle.❞

3:33 (Muke) :
❝Grandma my clocks broken!❞ he yelled looking at the numbers that displayed 3:33 for the past ten minutes.
❝How did you break your cock Lucifer?❞
A loud giggle was heard and suddenly everything was dark.