Florida: *Stands up from the dinner table* Ya know what. FUCK ZEUS!
D.C: Oh no...
Florida: *Runs to a window* CAN'T HIT ME WITH LIGHTING NOW THAT I'M IN A HOUSE BI- *Gets struck by lightning*
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Geo: *Watching TikToks*
Mississippi: *Laying on the couch watching TV next to him*
Geo: *Whimpers* I should call him...
Mississippi: DAD WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT-
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Virginia: *Choking on a cigarette*
Kentucky: *Turns to D.C* Smoking kills hun.
D.C: Stop talking.
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Atlanta: FUCK YOU!
Philly: NO FUCK YOU! IMA TELL MY DAD!
Atlanta: IMA TELL MINE!
Philly: WHAT'S YOUR DAD GONNA DO?!
Atlanta: Fuck yours.
Philly: What-
Atlanta: Hello new sister.
Philly: WHAT THE HELL-
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Mass: Ya know I used to rule the world.
Nutmeg: Yeah, in monopoly.
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New Mexico: You can get away with slapping Texas as long as you run fast enough. Man's a fucking snail.
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Coco: We all may have lost the game. But the real winners were the dilfs and the milfs.
Arizona: Preach brother.
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Austin: Hey guys-
Gov: This one is mine.
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Oklahoma: Gimme something to do! I'm so bored...
Arkansas: *Slowly takes his shirt off*
Oklahoma: What-
Arkansas: I'm something you could do...
Oklahoma: I-
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Michigan: Ya know. I was having a great day, then Ohio just...
N.C: I know! And when Georgia just...
N.D: Or when south Dakota just...
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Toledo: *Watching Ohio chug 12 bottles of whine* I am now realizing I was adopted.
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Bai bai people-
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