Vermont: Welcome to mental health with Rhode Island!
Rhode: Don't kill yourself. Outlive your enemies...
Vermont: And that was mental health with Rhode Island. Come back next time, where he teaches you that sometimes you should not set your anger issues aside and slap that hoe! Goodbye!
---
Mets: *Hands Bills a bat*
Bills: What do I do with this?
Mets: Ya hit balls with it.
Bills: *Hits Giants in the balls*
Giants: *High pitched screaming and crying*
Mets: NOW YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THOSE KINDA BALLS!! I'M TELLING APPLE!!
Bills: Worth it.
---
Texas: Believing all women is the dumbest thing I've Amber Heard.
Cali: *Wheeze*
---
Jackson: If I was a woman, I'd let all the homies hit.
Nashville: You have an ass tho.
San Antonio: So what's the hold-up?
Jackson: *Sweating* Wha-
---
Lil' Indiana: Uncle... Can you read me a bedtime story?
Gov: *Whose never done this before* Uh-
Gov: Once there was an ugly duckling and he was so ugly everyone died! The end!
Lil' Indiana: *Crying* T-that's a bad story!!
Gov: ShIt-
---
Michigan: *Holding Detroit on a leash* How's your son?
Maryland: *Doing the same but with Baltimore* Alright! He didn't murder anyone today! That I know of at least...
Michigan: That's great! I stopped mine from robbing a convenience store today! It's been a good day for me since.
Mass: Ok what the fuck is this conversation-
---
Lil' Supreme Court: I'm in charge now! And- uh. Yeah! I have the most court power!
Everyone: Ok fam.
---
DC: You're one of the loves of my life and I would do just about anything for you!
Louie: So... Can you get a decent sleep schedule and eat three meals a day?
DC: . . .
DC: But dad said-
Louie: SHA, FUCK YOUR DAD! AND NOT LITERALLY!! *Turns to Alabama*
Alabama: WE DON'T FUCKING DO THAT-
---
Ohio: You'll never believe what I just found!
Michigan: What?
Ohio: *Takes out a ruler with a knife taped to it* It was in Columbus's room! It's got "Toledo killer" written horribly on the back. Should I be worried?
Michigan: You know... I would say yes... But you wouldn't fucking listen.
---
Virginia: *Explains something*
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
