Statehouse stuff again :)

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TW: Southern... Slang...? Like abuse-

(Ignore this first one if you ain't comfy)
Everyone else: it's sunny and rainy today.

~Meanwhile~

Texas: Aw fuck. The Devil is beating his wife again.

Geo: Damn it! Now we can't go swimming Sippi.

Mississippi: :C

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Wisconsin: How do you burn a lemon?

Florida: Microwave for 40 minutes 😞

Indiana: Wait why'd you microwave a lemon?

Florida: I read somewhere that boiling a lemon helps with bad smells. I was trying to cover up a burned orange smell. And I wasn't able to find a pot.

Illinois: How do you burn an orange?

Florida: Microwave for 40 minutes 😞

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Coco: Be pug. Do drug. *Thumbs up*

Utah: Don't do drugs, please-

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Cali: How are you gonna decide what happens to bitches you don't get?

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Grams: Shut the fuck up you can't even open a bottle of water without my help.

NY: *Sighs because she's right* :C

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Texas: Uhhh... Son? Are you ok in there *insert door knocks here* I heard some-

San Antonio: *Playing that OnlyCans game* DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!!

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Texas: *Playing with another unicorn pop it*

Tennessee: Are you like a girl now? Playing with unicorns! Ha!

Texas: *Takes out a gun from under his hat and hides the unicorn under the table* Rainbow you don't have to see this...

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Montana: Ya know. Being forgetful is really nice.

NY: Really?

Montana: *Sniff* Ye-yeah!

NY: Are you about to fucking cry fam?!

Montana: *Sobbing* WHY CAN'T I BE NOTICED MAN!! WHY?!

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Michigan: I guess we do have something in common.

Cali: We're severely dehydrated?

Michigan: Yeah!

Florida: I don't think that's a good thing-

Cali: No one asked.

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PA: What... Have you done...?

Lil' Gov: *Standing next to a shattered vase* I-I didn't mean it, sir! I swear!

PA: NAH THANKS KID! I've been meaning to get rid of that damn thing since Nutmeg gave it to me. He did it so he wouldn't have to keep the ugly thing since NY and several others didn't want it!

Lil' Gov: Oh... So sometimes breaking things is ok?

PA: Sure thing bud. Now move outta the way, gotta clean up this glass.

~Like 200 years later~

Gov: OH MY FUCKING GOD! *Breaks a whole desk* THIS IS SO ANNOYING!

PA: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!

Gov: YOU SAID BREAKING THINGS WAS OK?!  WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I BROKE THAT VASE AND YOU WERE FINE WITH IT!! THE ONE CONNECTICUT GAVE YOU!

Nutmeg: PA YOU DID WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED TO KEEP THAT VASE!! AND YOU WERE UPSET THAT IT WAS FUCKING SMASHED!

PA: Shit-

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That is all for now since brain empty.

Bai bai-