Introducing... The weridest shit I had to share.

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TW: Highly suggestive- Like borderline NSFW? I dunno.













So hear me out...

Please.

The South and the Western States had a "Who can wear lingerie better" contest.

LIKE- HEAR ME OUT OK!

NC WAS THE JUDGE RIGHT! And- SC and Geo stayed out of it with Idaho.

Idaho didn't wanna do it because he just wanted to watch and laugh.

SC because that's his bro and no- plus he already knows NJ looks the best. Don't ask why. He could be a bit bias but ya know.

Geo because NC specifically was the Judge. Anyone else, ok fine.

It's the only explanation I can think of to why NC knows what Cali and Texas looks like in it.

I feel like the Northeast snuck into the meeting room to watch their dumbassness.

Meanwhile all the Midwest we're playing Jenga with the Gov trio. So they have no idea this happened and no one is gonna tell 'em.

Also. Texas won the competition. And he got a medal for it. :)

Call got second.

And surprisingly Oklahoma got third. Everyone thought he would have quit and left but no- he walked out in there with all kinds of confidence. To which Texas said he was totally fruity behind his back.

But uh... Yeah that is all-

I'm sorry

Bai bai.

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