Germany: *Spending a shit ton of cash on her military and becomes the 3rd biggest military spender*
America: Oh FuCk-
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Croatia: No beaches?
Every landlocked country he lives nearby: Fuck off.
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Switzerland: I see no problem.
UN: You have no military at all.
Swiss: Yeah. What's the issue?
UN: How do you defend yourself?
Swiss: N e u t r an l
UN: Wha-
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Ukraine: Hi-
The entire world other than Putin and his supporters: AWW FUCK YEAH!
Ukraine: :)
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Texas: Lmao your gay
Mississippi: Lmao we're gay.
Texas: Lmao
Mississippi: Lmao
Kentucky: Are you two ok?
Texas & Mississippi: Lmao no-
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Australia: What am I known for?
America: Being upside down.
Australia: Dear God...
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Maine: I wish I was born millions of years ago that way I could chill with some fish.
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Houston: *Looking at Gas prices* Damn that's high. *Rides away on a horse*
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Alaska: You want me to what now?
Ukraine: Steal Russian battleships.
Alaska: Why...?
Ukraine: Ya see, what the Russians don't want you to know is their military equipment is free! Hell, they are leaving that shit on the side of the road for my farmers. Easy pickings! I got 30 of those tanks from 'em.
Alaska: Damn I'm in then-
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DC: CAN YOU MAYBE CHILL?!
Gov: HOW ABOUT MAYBE YOU CHILL!
IDC: HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH FUCKING CHILL!!
District: . . .
District: Why the fuck are we yelling-
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PA: What are we doing again?
Mass: Shoving Rhode in a washing machine.
PA: Oh shit. Alright.
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Moscow: Let me in so I can save you.
Kyiv: From what?
Moscow: What I'm gonna do to you if I don't let me in-
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Japan: Aww!! You're so small it's cute!
Rhode Island: *Internally screaming*
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DC: What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Geo: Alarm.
DC: Uh- No. What drives you?
Geo: Car.
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Michigan: Twinkle Twinkle Little star-
The Sun: LITTLE?? FUCK YOU!! I AM NOT LITTLE!!
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Australia: *Happiness noises*
Florida: *Happiness noises*
Gov: Oh no...
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Nebraska: *Doing something*
Kansas and Missouri: *Intense fighting for who is gonna help him*
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Indiana: What's wrong with being nice to people?
Michigan: A dude (Who is totally not dead) just punched you in the face and you apologized!
Indiana: It probably was an accident.
Michigan: Oh my God...
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NJ: *kisses Southie*
Southie: Aw! Never thought you would be the type to be affectionate dear.
NJ: Shut up.
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Poland's provinces: *Being heavily divided* THIS COUNTRY SUCKS-
Some random non-polish person: Pfft. Yeah, it does. Like y'all would be nothing without the outside world aiding you.
Lower Poland: KILL 'EM-
The rest of them: *Takes out guns* YEAH!!
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Netherlands: I pay people to ride bikes! Exercise is important!
NY: Is that how you get tall?
Netherlands: Son... I'm sorry. But no.
NY: *Crying* Damn it.
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
