Cali & Nevada: *Talking casually on the side of the mountain*
Texas: *Zooms past them* I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!!
DC: *Zooms past them too* TEXAS-
Cali: Uh... Anyway... Where were we?
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Austin: I think you look very pretty and I love being around you.
Gov: *Whatever soul he had just leaves his body* ReAlLy?!
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Supreme Court: Stop doing your job.
Environmental Protection Agency: What-
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Someone: I love you.
NY: *Looks around at other people for a solid minute before looking the other person in the eye* Don't fucking lie to me.
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Florida: Just framed a guy for murder. Feeling pretty good about myself.
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New Mexico: One more person calls me Mexico and I'll start showing Texas how much I actually hate him like good old dad.
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Illinois: *Eating a Chicago-style pizza*
Italy: *Disgusted noises*
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Ben: *Joins the Table discussions*
Cali: Fuck-
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PA: Where did Maine go?!
Mass: I think... I forgot him at Virginia's house...
PA: HOW DO FORGET A WHOLE ASS CHILD IN ANOTHER STATE?!
Masz: STOP YELLING AT ME IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! I'VE NEVER HAD A CHILD BEFORE!!
~Meanwhile in Virginia~
Lil' Maine: I hate my dads... *Sitting on Virginia's couch*
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Rhode: *Falls asleep bitting Alaska's arm*
Alaska: *Sitting there in just pure pain*
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Savannah: People just aren't really into me ya know?
Dallas: I'm in... Uh. Yeah...
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Houston: Is Miami attending this meeting?
DC: No?
Houston: Fuck... *Leaves*
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(I only now realized that Hawai'i kept getting auto-corrected to Hawaii thanks Grammarly-)
Hawai'i: Alaska sent me four hearts today we're now dating.
Puerto Rico: Is that how it works?
Hawai'i: When it comes to him? Yes.
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Mass: So yeah we kicked the Britishs' ass! Since they wanted to tax us without representation.
Kansas: Cool, but-
London: *Poofs* THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! I WANTED AID AFTER GOING TO WAR ON YOUR BEHALF!! I JUST WANTED SOME MONEY BACK!
Mass: GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Texas: I finally got my independence again-
Mexico: *Laughs* Finally... The old homeowner can reclaim their house...
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
