Nato: Hey. UN sent us an email.
D.C: Read it aloud. It might be important.
Nato: "Please please please, please. Don't start WW3, I can't risk losing this job, I don't want another war. Please please. Don't do it Nato and Russia. I appreciate your cooperation in previous years. BUT I'M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I'M ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW AFTER MY 5TH PANIC ATTACK PLEASE."
D.C: Uh-
Nato: He also sent like... Fourteen or fifteen crying face emojis.
FBI: We are ignoring him tho. Right?
Nato: Oh yeah for sure but seeing him on his knees would be funny.
CIA: 100%
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Netherlands: My children, I have something important to tell you-
Nutmeg: You married Jamaica.
Neth: N-no...?
N.Y: Damn it. Here fucker. *Hands Mass $30*
Neth: ARE YOU GUYS REALLY PLACING BETS ON MY LOVE LIFE--
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Cali: *Angry screaming*
Texas: *Angrier screaming*
Geo: Wait for it...
*Cue them both making out here*
Virginia: There it is.
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N.Y: I don't trust Canadians.
Mary: Why?
Canada: Probably because we never lost a war.
N.Y: WHERE DID YOUR ASS COME FROM-
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Mass: *"Accidentally" stabs London*
London: Huh. Well, that's not supposed to be there.
DC & Gov: *Wheezing in the corner*
London: Anyway chap, do you mind removing this? I have a meeting with those two cock suckers laughing in the corner in a few minutes to get to.
London: It's a tad bit unprofessional to show up with a knife in my stomach, wouldn't ya say?
Mass: Dude... What in the hell is wrong with you- like. I don't like British people but I'm taking you to the hospital-
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Alaska: *Walks into his house after a long day at work*
His three dogs: So you have chosen... FACE KISSES!! *Proceeds to tackle him and lick his face off*
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Scotland: I hate UK.
Ireland: I also hate UK.
Mass: I also really hate UK.
*Cue the three of them becoming a chaotic trio*
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N.Y: *Screams something in Dutch*
Louie: Uh... Translation?
Connecticut: He said suck his cock
Louie: Say less come here sha~
N.Y: WHAT-
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Geo: *Takes off his shirt for 0.00001 seconds*
Kentucky: *Who already took 100 photos* :)
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Ohio: *Tells a joke*
N.C: *Tells the same joke but louder*
The States: *Laughs*
Ohio: *Quiet sobs* Every. Fucking. Time...
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Bai bai-
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