N.Y: Yeah I'm pro-choice.
Texas: So you support the murder of unborn children?
N.Y: Yeah.
Texas: What-
N.Y: If anything I think we should just blend up some of the born ones ya know. Some of those bitch ass kids just chuck 'em in a blender and brrrrrrr. Ya know?
Texas: Cali come get your friend, please-
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Savannah: Ok... For this part, you have to put rod support A into B
Columbus: That's what sh-
Savannah: If you say "that's what she said" one more time I will make sure no one finds your body and feed the possible remains to Sam.
Atlanta: *Terrified*
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Wisconsin: I have a gift for you.
Michigan: You know I don't like accepting gifts. It's wasting money on me.
Wisconsin: *Hands him a cheese hat* Wear it.
Michigan: *Slowly puts it on*
Wisconsin: How do you feel?
Michigan: *Starts crying and hugs him* I love you so much, bro...
Wisconsin: *Hugs him back* Love you too bro.
Indiana: Awww~
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N.J: I feel like Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber should have had sex.
The entire northeast: What-
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Michigan: *Gets some form of kindness*
Michigan: I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE-
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Bills: H-hi dad...
N.Y: *Full Santa suit* SON WHY IS THIS HOUSE NOT DECORATED YET??? CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER!
Bills: IT'S JANUARY!
N.Y: DID I STUTTER???
The rest of the football teams: .-.
Giants: I should probably handle that-
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Lil' boy: *Attempting to flirt with lil' Albany. Leans on horse* Yeah this bad boy can take you anywhere.
Lil' Albany: Anywhere?
The boy: Mhm!
N.Y: Great! Let's see if it can take you to your fucking grave ya prick. GET OFF MY LAWN-
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Miami: You got any grapes
The dude at the lemonade stand: . . .
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
