Salem: I was going to find out who ate my donut so I can brutally turn their insides into outsides!
NY: That seems like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... GOOD THING I'M AN UNCLE!
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Kentucky: I had a shitty dream where we fought and broke up... It sucked. Please don't leave me... *Hugs Geo*
Geo: You know I won't hun! I love you more than pretty much everything.
Kentucky: What'd you dream about?
Geo: Uh... Someone blamed me for a murder and killed themselves so people thought I killed two people. And then next thing I know Phineas and Ferb are building a pool in the yard and these dogs come in and start drowning. So I jump in trying to help them so people don't think I murder people AND dogs! Then outta nowhere Dr. Phil shows up and says "You are the father" and I say "Wrong TV show buddy." And then he turns into Steve Harvey and then Mr. Potato Head. Then Woody comes out of his ass, bitch slaps me and rides away into the sunset. And I have been up since 4 am.
Kentucky: What... The... Fuck...
Cali: *Poofs* It's actually just Potato Head now!
Ken & Geo: *Confused screaming*
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Mississippi: *Laying on the ground extremely high*
CDC: WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!
Coco: *Also high* He said his back hurt.
CDC: OK??
Coco: So I gave him some weed.
CDC: WHAT DO YOU MEAN-?! HE SHOULD HAVE SEEN A DOCTOR!!
Mississippi: *Uncontrollably gigging*
CDC: *Picks him up* Baby are you ok?
Mississippi: Balls. *Wheezes*
Coco: *Also wheezes*
CDC: I will murder you, Colorado-
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Alabama: Lemme spoil my boys tonight~!!
Ohio: Oh? How?
Alabama: *Plops two full trash bags on the table*
Indiana: What are you-?
Alabama: *Starts taking out a bunch of canned corn from the bags*
Indiana & Ohio: *Falls in love all over again*
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Iowa: Existence is pointless I should just turn into a traffic cone.
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DC: *Snuggling with his boyfriends*
Florida: Ever wonder if Texas' face would make good pancakes?
Louie: Hmmm...
DC: And I'm leaving now-
Florida: Wait no! Babe come back! ;-;
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Cali: Hey look! I drew you! :D
Texas: STOP! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE!
Cali: *Flustered* What?
Texas: I said that out loud...
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Iowa: Are you from Iowa? Because Iwoanna be happy for once...
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DC: It's really pretty out.
Louie: But ya know what's prettier, sha?
DC: Florida!
Louie: Me- Oh uh! Yeah! Florida.
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IDC: *Having a mental breakdown*
Gov: I MADE WAFFLES! :D
DC: Bad timing-
Gov: Oh... Should I put these in the fridge or-?
IDC: GIMMIE THOSE DAMN WAFFLES!!
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Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
