I have writer's block. So take this.
Gov: *Whose called a meeting* Hello everyone! DC and I decided we should learn new stuff about other cultures around the world.
DC: So we asked DC to invite some capitals over to discuss desserts since Florida... Asked... So nicely...
Florida: *Grins*
Paris: Uh. I guess I can go first. Hi Louie! *Intense waves*
Louie: *Intense waving back*
Paris: Anyway! A crème brûlée is a common French dessert so I figured I should talk about it! It's an amazing dessert made with vanilla custard and topped with a thin layer of caramel.
DC: Ok! What about you London?
Georgia: Oh God no-
Southie: Please don't...
London: I have delightful desserts-
N.Y: QUIT FUCKIN' LYING!
N.J: YEAH YOUR DESSERTS ARE WORSE THAN N.Y!
N.Y: HEY-
London: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
As I was saying... Bread and pudding is a classic. It's simple to make. It just needs stale bread, butter, raisins and custard.
Mass: *Whispers to Florida* Don't eat it-
London: IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!
Gov: I forgot why we stopped doing this... Moving on- Rome. Why... Uh...
London & Mass: *Arguing*
Gov: Don't... You go-
Rome: Yeah. Uh. So- I have a much better pick than that blonde surrendering Frenchie over there.
Louie: *Raises an eye brow*
Paris: Excuse moi, mon ami?
Rome: Tiramisu is an excellent Italian dish. ladyfingers dipped in a coffee Kahlua mixture, that is then layered with a whipped mixture of eggs, sugar, mascarpone cheese, and whipped cream.
Paris: *Scoffs and looks away* I bet your alcoholic ass even added wine to it.
Rome: There is wine in it...
Paris: Figured. Someone like you can't even make a good dessert without it. Pizza-loving asshole.
Nebraska: *Slowly takes out popcorn*
Missouri: Bro pass me some of that- this shit just got interesting.
IDC: Guys please not now...
Rome: NAH NAH SAY IT TO MY FACE-
Wellington: Have you guys tried fairy bread?
DC: Ohh! Sounds magical! What's in it?
Wellington: It's butter, bread and sprinkles.
Ohio: And just like that I'm burning New Zealand. *Starts putting his old Civil war uniform on*
Michigan: I will gladly assist you.
Wellington: WHAT-
Paris: You know that one dessert you said doesn't sound so bad now. Maybe I'll try it!
Rome: Yeah yours sounds a lot better! Maybe we can be friends!
Cali: Aww- happy ending!
DC: Meeting dismissed...
I dunno.
Bai bai-
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