Macedonia: You are advised to submit without further delay. For if I bring my army into your land. I will destroy your farms, slay your people and raze your city.
Sparta: *Looks him dead in the eye* If.
Macedonia: *Completely avoids Sparta for a long ass time*
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Moscow: Why do you look at me like I'm the villain?
IDC: *Slowly looks at Warsaw* You can take this one.
Warsaw: WELL- *Takes out a list of shit he's done*
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Cali: I'm a good person! :)
NM: Should you tell him?
Ari: Nah. He wouldn't change much anyway.
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Texas: You're wrong.
Oklahoma: Sorry I don't speak bitch. What did you say?
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Buffalo Bills: What did you just call me...
NYC: Beebee...
Bills: *Takes out a gun* That's what I thought-
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Michigan: Ohio where are you taking me?
Ohio: Nowhere... *Drives past his state border sign (He took him to Ohio. Idk to me kinda reads like he took him outta the state-)*
Michigan: NO- NO- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!! PAPA!! HELP ME-
Indiana: *Playing games on his phone in the back seat as Michigan has a mental breakdown* :)
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Mexico City: Dad.
Mexico: Si?
MC: Texas is at the door again. He says he wants love and affection.
Mexico: Tell him to go away.
MC: But-
Mexico: Do what I asked you to... Or do you want my belt?
MC: Ok-
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Athens: Why are you always so violent?!
Sparta: I dunno what you're talking about.
Athens: YOU JUST FUCKING STABBED A GUY BECAUSE HE CUT IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE!?
Sparta: Well... He deserved it.
Athens: Oh my fucking god...
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UK: Why can't you be like the Canadians?! They didn't start revolutions!
Vermont: Yeah... But what about those native kids eh?
Quebec: . . .
Ontario: Shut the fuck up.
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Vermont: Hello everyone. I'm a nation up north-
Georgia: You're one of us now.
Vermont: Wha-?
PA: Come on son. Let's go.
Vermont: Get your hands off me-
Mass: *Dragging him away* Come on kid. Time to go.
Vermont: HELP-
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*Meanwhile in Michigan's dream*
Lil' Michigan: Hey what's wrong?
Michigan: Well... You know Ohio?
Lil' Michigan: Yeah? I was gonna save him from drowning in a lake! :)
Michigan: Let the bitch drown-
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Cali: *Really high* I miss my boyfriend, Coco.
Coco: *Giggles*
Cali: I miss him a lot. I'll be back-
Texas: Aww...
Cali: *Picks up a bottle of wine* Hey babe-
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Random Guy: I KNOW YOU KNOW FLORIDA!!
Florida: 😋👉👈
Guy: WHERE ARE MY KIDS FLORIDA?!
Florida: 🤭😝
Guy: THIS IS ALL JUST SOME BIG GAME TO YOU ISN'T IT?? WELL, IT AIN'T A GAME-
Florida: 🤪🤙
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Mother Nature: "Freedom of Speech" protects you from the government. NOT ME BITCH RUN-
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Mass: *Crying* Netflix took down my favorite show before I could finish it...
PA: Aww come here, baby. *hugs him*
Mass: I'm starting a war with Netflix next...
PA: Now we both know you can't do that.
Mass: Are you fucking challenging me?
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NJ: I may be sad but at least I have this bagel-
ND & SD: *Run past him and knock the bagel out of his hands*
NJ: WHY IS IT WHEN I'M HAPPY IT'S WRONG UNIVERSE? FUCK YOU-
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San Francisco: I know victoria's secret.
Geo: I will pay you five million and my left arm if you tell me-
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Fem Cali: I just wanted to let you know. California girls are kinda forgettable.
Fem Louie: I feel lied to-
Emma: We all do...
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Texas: I'll never let you sow buttons in my eyes!
The other mother: Well give you love and affection that your father never gave you as a child.
Texas: I PICK THE RED ONES-!
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Houston: Wait... It's all Earth?
Nasa: Uhh... Yeah? You're an astronaut Houston! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?! YOU'VE BEEN WORKING IN THIS FIELD FOR CENTURIES!! YOU FUCKING-
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DC: I haven't slept in a week and this fucker is really pissing me off. *Points behind him*
Gov: Dee there is no one behind you.
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CNN: *Referring to Alabama* Our top story tonight. Quirked-up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style. Is he goated with the sauce?
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Wisconsin: THAT'S NOT CHEDDAR, THAT'S JUST SOME COMMON BITCH!!
Ohio: ON GOD!
Nebraska: FACTS QUEEN!!
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Boston: I wonder how Stacey is doing...
Salem: Who is that?
Boston: No idea. But her mom is sleeping with the mailman.
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
