Ward strides into the hangar taking off his sunglasses walking onto the plane
Daisy: Not that jerk
All shield agents groan at seeing him
Wanda: What is wrong with him?
May: He was HYDRA
FITZ (while rushing to Simmons): Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa watch it. That's the night night gun
SIMMONS: Well it's on my stuff, and it doesn't works, and there's no way we're calling it the night night gun
[Fitz-Simmons gather their things and head into a small lab]
"Awhhh"
"FITZSIMMONS"
Fitz: We were so young
Jemma: Well obviously
FITZ: The bullets work. Nonlethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the subcutaneous tissue-
Daisy: I still can't believe it was called the night night gun
Howard: Please tell me you guys changed the name
Coulson: We call them ICERS now.
SIMMONS: Oh, with a dose of only .1 microliters of dendrotoxin. I'm not Hermione. I can't create instant paralysis with that.
People laugh at this
Groot: I am Groot
Gamora: It was funny
[they unload things as they talk] you should have run the specs by me before building the molds.
FITZ (talking over her): The bullets are hollow! It's a marvel I can keep them from breaking apart in the chamber
SIMMONS(talking over him): Or used a higher caliber round. Or read a book
"You guys are so pure"
Tony: I love your banter
FITZ(talking over her): Have you ever heard of physics or- whats the other one? Inertia?
SIMMONS(talking over him): It's not particularly difficult
Natashs: Do you guys normally talk like that?
FitzSimmons: Yes
Daisy: You get use to it
Ward drops his duffel bag to the ground making a loud thud makimg Fitz-Simmons fall silent
Danny: Well that is one way to make people stop talking
WARD: Fitzsimmons?
SIMMONS (pointing to Fitz): Fitz
FITZ (pointing to Simmons): Simmons.
"Awhh"
Kate: That is adorable
I'm engineering. She's biochem [saying the last part with an annoying attitude]
Agent Ward?
WARD: Coulson said i'd need my comm reciever encoded [gives Fitz the comm] don't know if you've worked with that model before it's- [Fitz starts to smash it to hell]
"AHAHAHA"
Steve: That is a little excessive
Everyone starts to laugh at his antics
Brand-new
SIMMONS: He'll re purpose the I.D.I.S. Chip
FITZ: Don't need the external receiver for the inner-ear comms anymore
WARD: So, uh, how does it- [Simmons sticks a swab into wards mouth, and moves it around which makes him groan in displeasure]
"Ahahaha"
"Omg"
"That is the best"
SIMMONS: Embedded sensorineural silicone matched to your DNA. It's very posh [removing the swab] So are you excited to be coming on our journey into mystery?
WARD (sarcastically): It's like Christmas.
Yelena: Sounds like fun
C.V: Next up is Mr. Murdock
A/N: REQUEST CLOSED (6/6/2022)
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