You all are not worthy

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The other guests are gone and the avengers, Helen, Maria and Rhodey are sitting at a table. Clint is sitting on the floor spinning drum sticks between his fingers.

CLINT: It's a trick

Kate: Why do you have drumsticks?

Clint: The real question is why wouldn't I?

THOR: It's much more than that.

CLINT: Whosoever be worthy shall haveth the power. Whatever man it's a trick.

Loki: It is not a trick as much as I hate to admit when my brother is right.

THOR: Please be my guest

CLINT: Come on really?

THOR: Yeah

Yelena: Oh now I am intrigued

Clint gets up and makes his way to the hammer

RHODEY: This is going to be beautiful.

TONY: You've had a tough week we won't hold it against ya if you can't get it up

"Oof"

Hunter: That is a little harsh mate

CLINT: You know I've seen this before

Coulson: So have I

Clint: And just to remind everyone he failed to lift it

He tries to lift it but can't.

Peter 2: So only certain people can lift the hammer

Thor: Yes those who are worthy

Peter 3: But what do you have to be worthy of?

Everyone looks at Thor waiting for an explanation

Thor: Well...... I......

Strange: You don't know do you?

CLINT: Still don't know how you do it

TONY: Smell the silent judgement.

CLINT: Please Stark by all means

Tony stands up dramatically

Peggy: Yes he is definitely your son Howard

Jarvis: She is right sir

TONY: Never one to shrink from an honest challenge, it's physics.

Daisy: Nope not physics

Tony grips the handle

TONY: Alright so if I lift it I then rule Asgard

THOR: Yes of course.

TONY: I'll be reinstituting Prima Nocta.

All the woman look at him in disgust while Howard is laughing

He tries to lift it, but can't.

TONY: I'll be back.

Gamora: What are you going to do?

He tries to lift it again, this time with a gauntlet, it doesn't work.

Shuri: You really thought that would help you

Now he and Rhodey are trying, both using their gauntlets.

Strange is just smirking as this just keeps getting better and better

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