Quack

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We start off inside an arcade with both Koenigs passing each other

SAM: These aren't the droids you're looking for. 

BILLY: I've got a bad feeling about this. 

Vision: Are they twins?

Fury: Nope there were 4 Koenigs

SAM: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads. 

BILLY: Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough! 

He falls down to the ground

oof 

ouch

Peter 3: I hate when that happens

Help me, Obi-Wan. Ow. 

Peter 1 and Ned: Yes Star Wars

MJ (smiles): Losers 

we later later learn they were on hover boards

Sam goes over to help him up

BILLY: God. I think I'm gonna stick with the "one foot in front of the other" method of self-propulsion. 

Wanda: so basically walking

SAM: Just relax. Keep practicing. I'll go get us another round. 

BILLY: Yeah, fine. 

we see two guys walking into the arcade

Carol: Oh crap

Yelena: Shit about to get real

MAN 1 (in russian): he's in here somewhere

they then show a photo of Billy to the other guy on their phone

MAN 1 (in russian): shoot to wound not kill. we need him alive

Loki: this is gonna be great

Luke: they are going to be so confused when they find out there are 2 of them

BILLY:  Who's your zombie-killing daddy now? Bam. [Chuckling] 

"ahahaha"

Ned: oh I love that game

Man #2 sees Billy at a shooting game and speaks into his wrist

Man 2 (in russian): I've got him he's in the arcade

Man 1 (in russian): you're mistaken he's at the bar

Clint: Let the confusion begin

He starts walking behind Sam

Man 2 (in russian): i'm telling you he's right----

Man 1 (in russian): Leo, Leo do you copy

"Yesss Billy"

Daisy: Kick his ass

Sam then throws his drink in the man's face jumping over the bar ducking behind it

SAM: Sam to Billy. Sam to Billy! 

Peggy: Smart move

[Indistinct shouting] 

The man recovers and stands up aiming his gun at the bar

Man 1: There's nowhere to go! Surrender, and you will not be harmed!

"please"

Hunter: We all know that is a lie mate

Sam then takes out his gun and starts shooting then ducks behind the bar again

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