Narrator (me): We begin this day with the recruits all playing cube together, then suddenly Wedge "accidentally" trips Hotshot.
Then, Heatwave walked in...
Heatwave:Hotshot? Why in primus are you on the fraggin-
Blades in the background: *Flip-flop in hand*
Heatwave: Fricking! ...-fricking floor?
Blades: Wise choice!
The recruits: *snicker a little*
Heatwave: *side-eyes them a bit*
Hotshot: Wedge-
Wedge:He tripped!
Heatwave: Alright. Hotshot, you're fine. You are very capable of standing on your own two feet.
Whirl and Medix: *Help Hotshot up*
Medix: *Wrench in hand*
Hotshot: Thanks-
Medix: *Smacks Wedge in the back of the helm*
Heatwave: Why the frag did you smack him?!
Also Heatwave: *my boi got Flip-flopped*
Blades: Haha Piece of crap!
Hotshot: Thanks Bro!
Medix: It's not a conflict Hotshot!
Hotshot: Huh?-
Whirl: It's: " no problem!"
Medix: Mentally noted.
Hoist: *Already taking his brother to the Medbay*
Quickshadow: *Goes to get Heatwave to the medbay*
Whirl: I ship~!
Hotshot: We'll of course you do! They're married!
Medix: Correct. And they already have 2 kids as well. I believe the term for that is, "The couple has grown"
Whirl: *slightly offended*
Hotshot: Actually it's, "The ship has sailed!"
Medix: And that's another mental-note metaphorically added to my processor.
Hotshot: Please stop speaking ScIeNcE!
Whirl: She just has an elaborate way of speaking!
Hotshot: Yes! I know!
Whirl: Then accept it!
Hotshot: Fine!
Medix: Thanks. *goes to put the cube in its charging station*
Two hours later:
Heatwave: *wakes up*
What in the fra-
Ratchet: You're in here for a reason Heatwave, so you might wanna shut your mouth.
Blades: *Appears in thin air, directly in front of Heatwave, with a flip-flop*
Heatwave: *immediately shuts the heck up*
YOU ARE READING
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