Kenji: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Ben: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Kenji: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bars.
Kenji: The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Darius: We almost died!
Kenji: I never said I was good at math.
Yasmina: How the hell did you crash the car?
Sammy: So I was driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Sammy: I was like "Woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay, and THAT'S how I got into an accident.
Darius: ...
Yasmina: *Proud, fond smile* And THAT'S the girl I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
Ben: You can kill someone with just about anything. Take a pencil, for example. If you stab someone hard enough in their jugular, it will kill them.
Kenji: *Laughs nervously* Thank...you for that really random fact...Please don't kill me tonight!
Ben: Are you in love with Darius?
Blake: ...no *starts sweating anxiously*
Ben: Then why do you draw 'D+B' in hearts everywhere?
Blake: It stands for depression and bitterness.
Darius: What's up, guys?
Kenji: The sky.
Ben: A preposition.
Blake: My heart rate because of you.
Sammy: My hope for survival!
Yasmina: Your overconfidence.
Darius: Wow...
Blake: I'm gonna play a song for you guys right now.
Blake: It's called "My life so far."
Blake: *Takes a deep breath, plucks one guitar string*
Blake: *SCREAMS*
Blake: I just want someone to take me out.
Darius: Like on a date?
Ben: ...or with a sniper?
Blake: Surprise me!
Sammy: Darius, spell perfect.
Darius: B-L-A-K-E
Blake: *Blushes hard* Aww
Sammy: Kenji, spell-
Kenji: K-E-N-J-I
Sammy: Is it okay if I swear?
Yaz: Yes, Sammy, you can swear.
Sammy: F...
Yaz: Go on.
Sammy: I'm nervous!
Kenji: *Banging on the door* Blake, open up!
Blake: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Darius: No, he meant-
Ben: Let her finish.
Kenji: Can we go to a haunted house when we get back?
Yaz: What's wrong with the one we live in, now?
Kenji: Wait...what?!
Yaz: Goodnight, Kenj.
Kenji: Fun game: Play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear!
Ben and Blake: Our dad was good at this game.
Yasmina: Name one thing you can't live without.
Darius: My family.
Ben: Hand sanitizer.
Blake: My guitar.
Brooklyn: My phone.
Kenji: Money.
Sammy: You.
Yasmina: ...
Yasmina: You fucking sap- *Starts to cry*
[In a group chat]
Yaz: The first one to reply is gat
Yaz: *Gay*
Yaz: Wait-
Brooklyn: I wish we could block people in real life.
Darius: A restraining order
Ben: Murder
Ben: Would it really count as murder if I-
Blake: Yes.
Ben: But what if-
Blake: Yes.
Ben: But-
Blake: Ben, yes, it would. Now put down the spear you disturbing child.
Ben: *Sighs and puts down the spear*
Sammy: Imagine if all your problems could just disappear.
Ben and Blake: Lol, our dad's already gone.
Kenji: Damn, lucky bastards!
Darius: *Starts to cry*
Sammy: I shouldn't have said that in front of the group of daddy issues.
Sammy: Who hurt you?
Kenji: My dad.
Darius: The realization that my life was a lie.
Brooklyn: What he just said.
Ben: My father.
Blake: My father.
Yaz: The person who created me, everyone else, and the cruel and ugly world in which I live.
Sammy: A-Are you talking about God?
Yaz: Y'know, I think society's got God and the Devil all mixed up-
Sammy: Yasmina, no-
Kenji: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room!
Blake: Hey, Kenj?
Kenji: *Blushes and smirks* Yes?
Blake: Can you move over so I can get to Darius
Darius: *Chokes on water*
[CAN I COPY THE HOMEWORK?]
Sammy: I can help you with it!
Brooklyn: Yeah, sure.
Ben: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Blake: lol nope.
Kenji: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!?!
Yaz: *Read 5:55pm*
Darius: Do you ever wanna talk about your feelings?
Blake: No.
Kenji: I do.
Darius: I know, Kenji.
Kenji: I'm sad.
Darius: I know, Kenji.
Kenji: If I were a millionaire, I would buy millions of melons so I could become a melonaire.
Yaz: How do you have friends?
Kenji: Because I'm a melonaire.
Kenji: What are the hardest things to say?
Ben: "I was wrong."
Blake: "I need help."
Sammy: "Worcestershire sauce."
Brooklyn: I'm going to make your life hell!
Blake: Jokes on you, my life is already hell!
Brooklyn: ...are you okay?
Blake: *Whispers* No.
Sammy: Always be kind.
Brooklyn: Always be informed.
Kenji: Always be the best.
Darius: Always know you're enough.
Ben: And always have the materials to build a bomb.
Kenji: You remind me of the ocean.
Yaz: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Kenji: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Blake: Who ate all the cookies?
Kenji: Ninjas.
Blake: I didn't see them.
Kenji: No one ever does.
Blake: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Darius: What?
Blake: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Darius: Can we go back to the part where you said, "When I get murdered"?
Ben: This is the worst day ever.
Kenji: Why? Because we've been abandoned on a dinosaur infested island and left for dead?
Ben: No, because it's humid- YES BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN ABANDONED ON A DINOSAUR INFESTED ISLAND AND LEFT FOR DEAD!
Kenji: Did you find the perp?
Brooklyn: He used VPN software, we can't track his IP.
Kenji: In English, dang it!
Brooklyn: We can't find his computer.
Kenji: In French!
Brooklyn: Nous ne pouvons pas trouver son ordinateur.
Kenji: In Morse code!
Brooklyn: *Beep beep beep beep beep*
Darius: We can do this! Because we are a team, and-
Yaz: What sport?
Darius: What?
Yaz: You said we're a team; what sport do we do?
Darius: No, Yaz, we're not a-
Yaz: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT?
Sammy: What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Kenji: Pay for a thousand watermelons...now I'm that math question guy.
Yaz: Come to this island.
Ben: Sacrificed myself for all of you dumbasses.
Blake: Believed my father would love me forever.
Darius: Took charge of this group.
Brooklyn: Got into the internet business full of lies and deception and drama and hate.
Sammy: ...I was just gonna say when I stole the last cookie.
Sammy: Oh my god, the treehouse is on fire! What do we do?
Kenji: No worries, we just need an adult.
Sammy: But WE are the adults.
Kenji: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! WHERE'S DARIUS?!?!?!
*Responses to being stabbed by a sword*
Ben: Rude.
Blake: That's fair.
Kenji: Not again.
Yaz: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
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Welcome To Jurassic Hell
FanfictionBlake Pincus is the twin sister of Ben Pincus. They've spent the majority of their short lives supporting each other through thick and thin. Now, as their mom sends them off to Jurassic World's newest attraction - Camp Cretaceous- they may just have...
