Blake Pincus is the twin sister of Ben Pincus. They've spent the majority of their short lives supporting each other through thick and thin. Now, as their mom sends them off to Jurassic World's newest attraction - Camp Cretaceous- they may just have...
A/N: We interrupt this angst-ridden program to bring in some humor and lightheartedness :)
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Darius: Where do you guys see yourselves in five years? Yaz: What is this, a job interview? Sammy: On a farm taking care of the animals with my girlfr- uh, best friend! If she wants that, too, of course! Brooklyn: Eating. I don't know what, but eating. Kenji: Isolated in a mansion made of gold. Ben: Sleeping. Or killing another Toro. Blake: Dead.
[Finds a dead body] Darius: Ahhhhhh! Kenji: Ah! Ugh, alright, who put you up to this? *kicks body* Was it Candy? *kicks again* *kicks harder* ...oh shit- Ben: *Sigh* Not again... Sammy: *Cries* Blake: Lucky bastard. Oh, the dead guy, not the murderer. Yaz: I'm so done with this shit. Brooklyn: Ooh, I need my phone for this!
Darius: Nothing is free. Sammy: Love is free! Blake: Friendship is free. Yaz: Sleep is free. Brooklyn: Knowledge is free. Kenji: Air is free. Ben: Everything is free if you take it without asking.
Ben: Murder wasn't on today's agenda. Blake: Wha- Murder isn't on anyone's agenda! Ben: No, it's on mine. Just not until Thursday.
[At 3 a.m.] Brooklyn: Did you know that the average person will walk by a murderer 36 times in their lifetime? Kenji: GOD DAMN IT, BROOKLYN, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Darius: How many licks do you think it will take to get to the center of a lollipop? Blake: 378. Darius: ... Darius: Did you- Blake: It took four hours and my tongue bled a lot, but it was worth it.
Brooklyn: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Ben: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Darius: Tackle him. Yaz: Dump him. Blake: Kick him in the shin. Kenji: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Kenji: I'm still trying to find out why you're friends with me. Sammy: Because you're funny and fun to be around! Kenji: Well, my father says I'm annoying and irritating, so one of you is lying.
Blake: You need a teacher. Kenji: You need a therapist. Blake: ... Blake: True...
Sammy: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Ben: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
Ben: People who sleep with socks are weird. Yaz: People who sleep without socks are weird. Blake: People who sleep are weird. Kenji (half-conscious): Guys, I was a sock once...
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