Peter
I'm sorry dude but can you help me?
???
I think you have the wrong number.
Peter
Dude I need help with stitching a stab wound this is no time for messing around.
???
GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
Peter
You know I can't so, are you going to help me or do I have to search it up on YouTube.
???
Let me add someone who can help.
??? added ???? to the chat
????
Why am I in this?
???
This child has been stabbed and needs help.
Peter
Hi can you help?
????
* Instructions to stitch a stab wound. *
Why don't you just go the hospital.
Peter
Thanks, and I can't for reasons.
???
So, who are you kid?
Peter
I ain't telling no stranger as your obviously not my dude.
???
Fine I'll just get that information on my own.
Peter
Goodluck with that.
20 minutes later
???
Why can't I get in?
Peter
Because my firewalls are stronger than Tony Starks.
????
How is that possible. I though Tony Stark was the best and 'smartest' person on the planet.
???
I don't appreciate sarcasm.
????
Sarcasm. ME. Never...
Peter
Well, what can I call you guys as I respect your privacy and I'm not going to hack you guys.
????
You can call me Nat.
???
Can me whatever you want.
Peter has changed ???? to Nat
Peter
What do you like Mystery person.
???
I like science and Iron Man.
Nat
You should call him dumbo.
Peter
Why?
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Spider-Man one-shots
RandomA bunch of Spider-Man one-shots. If you have an idea/story line you would like, please let me know. requests are welcome and open. None of the characters are mine.
