Who Fell First? (Year 4) [Wednesday Addams x Male Reader]

Schemes and Skeeter

Disclaimer: The French in this book may be spotty because I used google translate. So please, take it easy on me if the grammar or anything is wrong with the French in this.

Y/N was with Wednesday in the Room of Requirement, the pair of them sharing a moment, kissing as they enjoyed the moment. Y/N moved his hand to the small of Wednesday's back as she had a neutral expression on her face, she reached back and grabbed Y/N's hand, moving it up her back.

"Don't get ahead of yourself." Wednesday said as Y/N smirked. "Come on let's get on with this."

Y/N nodded solemnly.

"Hey, no matter what...I...I love you." Wednesday said as she kissed Y/N. "I just hope you know that, no matter what I do to keep my cover, I love you. He's boring and an idiot."

"And she's not too interesting."

"But for all we know anyone could be the target, you, me, Enola, anyone. If his plan works, Moriarty will start a war between wizard nations, millions would die." Wednesday said as Y/N nodded.

They snuck through the castle until they were in the Gryffindor common room.

"Are you sure this is our best move?" Y/N asked as Wednesday nodded.

"We need to get close enough to search the Beauxbaton and Durmstrang dorms, we need to infiltrate their inner circle, if they trust us they may even give us information they normally don't divulge, crucial information." Wednesday said as Y/N nodded. "Hey, it's only a fake row. I still...you know."

"Yes, just...feels scary." Y/N said as Wednesday smirked.

"Ready?"

"Yes. Let's get it over with." Y/N said as Wednesday looked around, no one was there, they were having a lie in. They walked over to by the portrait door abed began their fake argument.

"Yeah? What about you and that Communist, Krum?"

"He's Bulgarian."

"Oh please, they're communist." Y/N remarked as Wednesday looked at him. "And the prat walks around with a blasted bear on his shoulder like he fought it himself."

"What about that French girl, Fleur? You've been eyeing her up and down since she arrived." Wednesday said loudly but with a flat tone.

"Well maybe she wouldn't be jumping down my throat all summer!" Y/N said as Wednesday looked at him.

"It's not my fault you're too pathetic to stand up for yourself."

"It's not my fault you're too stuck up to know when you push people too far, that's your issue Wednesday, you're only in it for yourself, you never care about anyone else. You treat people like dolls and manipulate them, one day you're going to get someone killed. You nearly got Eugene killed, you nearly got me killed and you didn't bat an eyelid."

"Small wonder when my supposed boyfriend is just a weak little boy with daddy issues. You know I can see now why everyone in your family hates you, you're a spineless, useless idiot. At least your father has some guts." Wednesday said as Y/N looked at her.

"I'm the one with parent issues, you hate both your mother and father, you've planned their murders. And anyway, I may be a pathetic spineless, useless idiot to you, but at least I've been able to turn heads without people looking at me like a freak."

"Your phrasing implies you think of your head turning days in the past tense...what? is it just stomachs now?" Wednesday remarked smartly as Y/N scoffed.

"You know what, sod this. You want to be alone Wednesday? Be alone." Y/N said as he walked out of the room. Wednesday looked up at the landing to see everyone had been a witness to the fake row.