Mafia of Mine [Under Editing]

Chapter 3: DOUBLE-O COCO

Dani

"Helloooo?! Mr. Mafia Man? Can you please take your hands off my tatas now?" I groaned jiggling my chest to wake him up from his trance. It was as if my weirdness put him under a coma. I mean c'mon man all I said was 'take your hand of the top of my boob' and you turn all stoic. If you're going to marry me you should have a high tolerance for weird.

<<Dani>>

"Of all the revelations revealed to you, the top of your concerns regard your breast?" He smirked lifting off his hand ever so slowly and tilting his head assessing me with what I think is curiosity. I tilted my head just like his and attempted to hypnotize him you know like The Karate Kid with the snake and stuff, I've tried it on Lila once but she flicked my forehead because she said I was being stupid again.

"Act like a chicken laying eggs" I said and narrowed my eyes at him hoping that the hypnosis thing worked. But of course life hated me and Mafia man simply quirked his brows.

"You're something else Ms. Shaw. You had just discovered your father was in the Mafia but you remain so calm" he looked at me calculatingly and I chuckled at him and stopped when I noticed he was seriously thinking it through. I mean do I look like I'm THAT dumb..okay don't answer that, I probably was. I'm not the type to believe anyone tho, I mean take Lila for example we've been bffs since diapers and she always told me to bring my phone because one day I'll end up kidnapped, did I believe her. Nope. Was she right? 100%

"Well duh! That's because I don't believe you! You're my kidnapper why should I?! I maybe weird but I'm not dense, for all I care you could tell me I'm a mermaid..which I probably am by the way, but I still won't believe you" I ranted and I'm pretty sure if my arms weren't tied behind my back they would've been flailing around in emphasis right now

"Smart...very calculated conclusions Dani but I speak of truth its your choice if you decide to believe" he smirked ohhh he can talk Yoda...well good for him...as the car paused and I decided to peek around his head where the tall black iron gates stood leading to a long drive way and when I mean long I mean this could be part of the highway long. Before we entered the gates it was fairly bright but the tall trees that lined the driveway shaded the light and made it dim as though the sun had already set.

They're finally gonna murder me with their rusty old axe and bury me beside a tree.

Here lies a brave potato sack,
Daniella Germaine Shaw

"Welcome home Daniella" Mr. Mafia man knocked me back to my senses and just then did I realize I didn't know his name or where the fuck he took me. This is like a bad remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre except

1. They're gonna use an axe to murder me...no chainsaws which are much cooler
2. The leading lady was hot...I am a potato sack
3. The villain was a super hot cop..he's a super hot Mafia opposite of a cop.

"What's your name? , how old are you? , where am I? Do I get my own room y'know, should you decide to make me live? , what's for dinner?, what's the wifi password? " I said rapidly all I got in reply was multiple blinks from mafia man and a sigh

<<Luca>>

"Quite a handful I see but it's only fair you know me as much as I know you. Luca Clemente, 25 four years and three months older than you are. Like I said you are home and you're staying in mine. Anything you want will be prepared and the wifi password I'm sure you can figure out" he answered all my questions as he untied me from the chair he had tied me up in well not tied more like duct taped to...did it hurt fuck yes it did but I must be brave for the sake of my potato brethren. I groaned and only now did the situation fully enter my system and it left my brain exhausted.

"Why me, Luca?" I looked directly in his eyes hoping that for brief moment his planned out daydream would falter and he'd realize HE IS A DERANGED FUCKING PEDOPHILE THAT LURES LITTLE GIRLS WITH HIS MELLOW ACCENT AND DOPE CAR. OH AND LET'S NOT FORGET HIS GUN, HIS FUCKING GUN.

"Why not you?" He asked seeming like he was more than 100% sure of his future. Fuck! This man wants to marry me! I'm 21 and still depend on Lila to remind me that I had to shower. If I had known my college skills were gonna lead me to my downfall I would've taken culinary, which by all means in my opinion is a pretty pointless course...save the fact that they graduate as food wizards like Lila.

I miss Lila. I need to get out of this place.....think brain fucking think

"I'm lesbian!" I yelled out of blue which made booming laughter erupt from Luca as he faltered in his step just as he was about to hop off the car.

"I'm aware of your dating history Daniella, if being lesbian means you've dated 23 boys then I'm Bruce Jenner" he teased as he grabbed my arm pulling me out of the vehicle. I pouted and stomped my foot. I could have 23 boyfriends and still be lesbian, the only reason I dated those boys was because I felt bad saying no

"Stalker" I mumbled under my breath as I trudged beside him to his Mansion

"Not Stalker, Darling. I'm a curious Lover." He beamed grabbing my hand as we approached the tall double doors of his home. I didn't dare struggle against him...I mean and miss entering that mansion not likely but I have to act a little defiant after all who am I but the great Dani Danger

"What is this, Frozen? Lover my fat tushee you don't even know my full name" I crossed my arms getting sick of this twisted game.

"Daniella Germaine 'Danger' Shaw, you were known as Dani Danger as a kid. You were born November 5th year 1992 age 21, Daughter of Elena and Reginald Shaw, allergic to kiwi, has a deep love for animals and is best friends with a culinary graduate Lila Collins...shall I continue?" He smirked at my gaping mouth. This guy was like a double-o 7 snooper

"Snoop" I glared at him and crossed my arms in annoyance

"Oh yes, you were also the girl who applied as the Mafia unicorn riding stripper that met snoop dog once" he smirk grew and my face resembled that of a shy apple. Fuck him and his stalking skills

"Mijo you finally brought home a bride" a woman in fancy clothes rushed towards us and smoothed my cheeks between her palms, she reminded me of my grandmum

"Hi, I'm Dani" I said between her squeezing

"My bride" double-o coco added

<<Luca>>