(Based on a short on youtube by Ventytear, thought it would be funny to put it with Dream and Techno. Also the insults are not to be mean to the creators it is just for funny oneshot.)
Techno and Dream were sitting at the server meeting hosted by Quackity and both were tapping aggressively with Phil and Wilbur trying not to laugh.
'-.. .-. . .- -- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- / .... .- .-.. ..-. / .--. .. -. - / -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. / .-- .... --- / .--- ..- ... - / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. . -.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-. / .- / -- .- -. / ... .. -. -.-. . / .... . / -.. .. -.. -. .----. - / .-- .- -. - / - --- / -... . / .... --- -- . .-.. . ... ... .-.-.-' Techno had tapped to Dream and Dream just stared at Techno with an offended look.
(What techno had said: Dream you are a half pint child who just called himself a man since he didn't want to be homeless.)
'--- -.- / -- .-. / .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / -... .- -.-. --- -. / .. ..-. / .. / -.. .. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .. .-. . / .--. .-. --- - . -.-. - .. --- -. / .- .-. -- --- .-. / .. -. ... .. -.. . / - .... . / -. . - .... . .-.' Dream said back with a smirk and Wilbur snorted causing some people to look at him.
(What Dream Said: Ok Mr I would be bacon if i didn't have fire protection armor inside the nether.)
"Are you okay Wilbur?" Fundy asked confused.
"I'm....fine..." Wilbur said trying not to laugh.
'... --- -- . / -... .- -... .. . ... / .-- . .-. . / -.. .-. --- .--. .--. . -.. / --- -. / - .... . .. .-. / .... . .- -.. ... / -... ..- - / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .-. . / -.-. .-.. . .- .-. .-.. -.-- / - .... .-. --- .-- -. / .- - / .- / .-- .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.-' Techno said and Phil wheezes for air as Dream is just speechless.
(What Techno said: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.)
"I can't...take...this..." Wilbur heaved trying not to laugh.
"Ok Seriously what is so funny to you guys?" Sam asked as Phil continued to laugh.
"Dream and Techno are having an insult fight. Phil and Wilbur are just dying listening to what they are saying." Tommy said and the others looked at him as tapping came from dream.
'.. .----. -.. / ... .-.. .- .--. / -.-- --- ..- --..-- / -... ..- - / - .... .- - / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / .- -. .. -- .- .-.. / .- -... ..- ... . .-.-.-' Dream said and Wilbur burst out laughing, tears springing to his eyes from how hard he was laughing.
(What Dream said: I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.)
"How long have they been going at it?" Nikki asked.
"Around an hour and half." Ranboo said.
"The tapping is driving mad." Phil said once he stopped laughing.
'-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... --- / --- .-.. -.. / .--. .... .. .-.. --..-- / .-- .... . -. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .-. . / .- / -.- .. -.. / .-. .- .. -. -... --- .-- ... / .-- . .-. . / -... .-.. .- -.-. -.- / .- -. -.. / .-- .... .. - . .-.-.-' Techno said with a smirk and Wilbur just dies in Laughter while Phil tries to hit techno with a shoe.
(What Techno Said: You are so old Phil, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.) - I died at this one. That's all. Hope you had a good laugh.
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MCYT Oneshots
FanfictionUsed to be Hermitcraft One shots, changed it to be MCYT Oneshots. Enjoy! Cover art is done by @NightIsAkward (On Twitter). ALL RIGHTS GO TO OWNERS #3 in Hermits (11/24/2023) - UHHHHH Uhh -Mind has failed to process- Note: All updates for this book w...
